Dean Karayanis of the New York Sun and the Rush Limbaugh Show sits in for Derek as he deals with the prospect of losing is beloved cat, Veruca. On the docket today is a hilarious Vanity Fair story about rich lefties in the Hamptons facing the prospect of having to follow the law on immigration, the strangest text Derek ever sent, Communist Party USA voter and ex-CIA director John Brennan finally facing consequences, and how Popeye's chicken got its name.