Guess who's back? It's not slim shady, but they do be throwing shade. How far have your internet creeping abilities taken you? Also, Liz challenges a Fake Dom to a duel and Amelia shares her breakup advice to mending a broken heart.

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Buttplugs & Heartbreaks—it's not Beerbongs & Bentleys but it's close! Seriously though, have you considered some booty jewelry? Liz recommends you bedazzle that b-hole. AND seniority isn't a reason to stay in a relationship sis! Do you deserve a middle management boyfriend? Or the whole ass CEO of your heart? Amelia has some piping hot tea on her ex's bad behavior and why she decided to talk about it on TikTok.

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It's our HALLOWEEN EPISODE! What's scarier than a pair of sweaty balls? The bacteria living in beards. Yes, you read that right. Prepare to be traumatized. Liz shares her spooky stories about getting lost in the mall and possible telepathy, while Amelia shares that she is pretty much the kid from Sixth Sense. Share your spookiest sex stories with us!

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Would you want to share your birthday with your partner? Probably not if you're a Gemini and a Libra. (DEFINITELY not a Leo...) This episode, Amelia and Liz talk about the pressures of getting married and having kids, and if it's okay to still not know what you want. Also can we talk about how MEAN girls can be? Aggression in young girls is something we all experience but is widely misunderstood. Plus, a quick game of F*ck, Marry, Kill with some old dudes!

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Posting pics of your relationship - is it cute or are you compensating? Amelia and Liz discover the shocking extent of fleshlights. Be warned, you will go deaf from Liz's shocked screams that sound like you're at a heavy metal concert. Could she have edited it? Sure. Did she? No, because she's an agent of chaos. AND: When is it okay to end something over text? Plus another perplexing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

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Cry to win an argument! Just kidding please don't do that. Get Amelia on your side to win an argument for you. Did you ever have a drifter pathological liar friend growing up? If not, you're that friend. BODY COUNT: who has the highest in the world? Liz shts on purity culture and the girls end with another game of fck, marry, kill featuring Disney characters.

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Have y'all heard of The Matrix? Watch out, Theresa Caputo, Amelia is the new witch in town! Amelia and Liz talk red flags, and Liz finally talks about her "scary" ex: The Scorpio. (Scorpio men belong in jail.) Let's play a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill!

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In this mini episode, Liz and Amelia read what is unofficially known as "Hinge Cringe." The girls read good, bad, and mostly ugly Hinge prompts! Share some of your best and worst dating app experiences with us.

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Yes folks, you read that right, bop that WAP. Trust us. Or well, trust Liz, at least. A listener asked us to talk more in depth about therapy! We answer what we looked for when searching for a therapist, how we prepare for our appointments, and more. Amelia celebrates the upcoming election and Liz celebrates learning to make a crunchwrap (Taco Bell, pls sponsor).

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Move over, Neil deGrasse Tyson! Amelia and Liz have discovered the secret to opening the 5th dimension. The girls read a relationship horror story, talk about the difference between "making love" and "f*cking," and if they'd be down to clown with their clone.

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