Have you ever been Elle Woods'd? (When your ex gets engaged to someone else after blindsiding you.) Or worse, have you ever been Hey Girlie'd? Old people are flooding kinky dating apps like Feeld, and a fertility clinic in California is being sued for being dumb as hell. All this and more information you never asked for, on The Hoely Hour!

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Amelia went to Coachella this past weekend and is prepared to make it her entire personality for the next month. Olivia Rodrigo’s bonus track “obsessed” leads us into a conversation about the phenomenon of becoming obsessed with your partners’ exes. We also discuss the pain of watching your friends get back into toxic relationships.

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Liz thinks she's an influencer and goes into detail about her incredibly extra shower routine. Amelia shares a "not surprised but still disappointed" Breaking Boobs update. We read an email from a stellar listener and learn about FLR's.

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You read that right, folks. Not only do we hear about Amelia’s first exposure to a penis being a one-balled wonder; we dissect the existence of MDK, a “man camp” that beats the vulnerability out of you. This discussion is more of a tragedy than a comedy, and we’d love to hear your thoughts.

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AI is everywhere, and it's coming for your job, even if you're a dominatrix! Liz and Amelia also talk about "Quiet on Set" and the horrific abuse former child actors shared in the HBO docuseries. Please listen with care!

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While Liz is on vacation with Mr.Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologically useless without Liz), Frank answers a few of your burning questions and discusses the apex of American Television, Vanderpump Rules. We also read an “Am I The Asshole” from a woman with a piece of shit husband.

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RIP bell hooks, you would have loved The Hoely Hour. How long should it take you to get over your cheating ex? Experts (us) say "whenever the f*ck you feel like it." Amelia does a deep dive on incel's misconceptions about women. (Surprisingly, incels don't know everything about them... who knew?)

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In this episode, we learn that Amelia is like…very into TikToks of hot men having sex with cooking ingredients(?), we discuss the shift in how men are expected to step up as partners in a world where their female partners are becoming more and more powerful, and Liz wants a George Foreman grill. And that is all from just one topic of conversation. We also give advice to a listener who is getting back into the dating scene after a marriage to their high school sweetheart.

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Sprinkle Sprinkle! Ladies, if you don't want to split the bill on your first date, just stare at him when the bill comes! Liz and Amelia get back to their roots and discuss a plethora of dating scenarios, and a listener writes in to share an important story about how the Dalkon Shield IUD permanently impacted her family.

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Liz takes us on a herstorical journey and shares the history of the IUD.

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