The Hour Podcast

You can hear Jason in this version! Is this a good episode, well, it is if you kind of squint and tilt your head.  This week, stay tuned to find out if Mythbusters was able to bust someone out of jail.  In a not stunning turn of events, drinking jet fuel is bad.  The CEO of Hobby Lobby thinks god wants him to put the company in a trust.  A guy takes a bath then dies.  An a snake escapes thanks to LED light bulbs!  Will this episode be a trick or a treat? Find out, and welcome back to The Hour.

Are you ready to dip into our latest episode?  This week, a juror tries to make a love connection with the defendant and gets dismissed, apparently the judge thought she was out of order, but she thought the defense’s ass was in order.  A naked cowboy causes a ruckus.  A politician says the only way to show he’s for sex workers is to become a sex worker himself.  A guy runs over some shit.  Finally, dress up day at the restaurant forces waiters to get in character. Get some snacks, because this is a long one, and welcome back to The Hour.

Why is everything so salty at Chili’s? This week, grandpa of the year leaves his granddaughter in the back of a rental car.  A fake cosmonaut needs some help paying his landing fees, because in Soviet Russia moon lands you.  A moron from LA is mad at a moron who’s not from Texas.  A Spanish priest gets a taste for sexology and pig semen.  Finally, Mario’s milkshake won’t bring any boys to the yard.  We just got a one-up! Welcome back to The Hour.

Who has the best fast food breakfast?  Apparently not Taco Bell.  This week, a bunch of companies are against giving weapons to robots, for obvious reasons.  California decriminalizes jaywalking, but Kombucha is still a crime against humanity.  Taco Bell is apologizing for their breakfast menu, but what about the rest of their menu? A camel in Las Vegas loves french fries. Adults are getting happy meals, I hope the toy is a coupon to get rid of some of my student loan.  Are you new to the show? We apologize, but welcome back to The Hour.

Making this episode left a bad taste in our mouths, but don’t worry, we don’t have flavored audio.  This week, turn your granny into plant food in three easy steps!  Parents lose it at a Chuck E Cheese, but that would bring us to violence too.  Pediatricians want you to stop making the lice kids feel bad about the colony of bugs on their heads.  A reporter uses a condom to keep their mic dry, but with all that wind she should have got a ribbed one for the grip, and for her pleasure.  Finally, a company in Lithuania is making chips that taste like a vagina.  Sure, let’s trust the country that makes beetroot stew and herring. Wanna know the worst halloween candy? Well we found it, so get a bag and welcome back to The Hour!

Want to know our next viral food challenge?  Eat the all you can eat riblets platter from Applebees.  This week, jack ass turkeys wanna peck your face off.  A Beyond Meat executive wants to bite your face off.  A Vancouver real estate agent wants to shit your face off, but to assert dominance.  The FDA is worried you're going to melt your face off by cooking your chicken in NyQuil.  Finally, snails leave their trails at the Dusseldorf Airport.  Welcome back to The Hour!

Question, where can you find a wild ass?  This week, a chess champion is accused of cheating using anal beads.  Italian nutjobs are pissed off that there are gay polar bears on Peppa Pig, wait until they hear about the little Mermaid’s new bras.  A lady kills, collects, or already had a dead raccoon.  A lost guy is a little too casual with the rescue helicopter, allegedly asking, “do you come here often?”  Finally, someone wants to get some donkey dick into Hong Kong. If we do a live action remake of our pod, will you come.  Queue up for the Queen, and welcome back to The Hour!

We’re back with our knavish tricks!  This week, a police officer tries to get a prostitute with some white claws.  If the woods is so nice why do people throw bags of shit in it?  A teenager shoves a USB cord in his pee hole, because WHY!?!?!?!  A woman runs out on a Chili’s bill, but if a Chili’s dish doesn’t have flavor, do you really need to pay for it if you’re hot?  Finally, a country club thinks it’s a good idea to do a 9/11 themed menu.  They’ll never forget these savings.  God save the king, and welcome back to The Hour!

It’s Pumpkin Spice season, but is it too soon?  This week, a man suffers from having to take care of his wife, but gets a big settlement.  AirBNB is more awful than you’d think.  A guy wants to know if those fingers are still available on Facebook Marketplace.  A guy breaks into the pound and lets the dogs out, but it’s worse than you’d think.  Finally, it’s a fish, it’s a canoe, not it’s David S. Pumpkin rolling down the river!  Grab your asshole dogs, and welcome back to The Hour!

Isn’t it great the leaders don’t just make up months after them anymore?  This week, imagine being quarantined in an Ikea stuck in a yergłööfshrogîîn for 14 days.  The World Health Organization says leave the monkeys alone, I assume they said this in the “leave Britney alone” manner.  A guy calls the police over cold fries, and unfortunately is going to be stuck with prison food.  A snake kills a guy, and then another snake kills his brother.  I suspect the snake mob.  Finally, cats love people who hate cats because they’re masochists, or really the just love their independence.  You won’t have to suffer through this episode, welcome back to The Hour!