The How-To Heretic

This week! Uncle Dan wonders if religion will ever get something right, Uncle Doug proves it will not with Heretics in the News and Uncle Mark takes one giant leap into derp with The Chariots of the Gods?

This week! Uncle Doug welcomes student activist Virne to discuss bringing the Satanic Temple's Lucien Greaves to Mormon country, Uncle Dan talks about his basket fetish with Wicca, and Uncle Mark ruins everything with the Ant Hill Kids (extremely graphic content be warned).

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to Pharaoh's Razor with Pyramid Power, Uncle Dan takes us hunting with Saint Hubert and Uncle Doug shows all the unchanged changes with BYU's odious and hateful Honor Code.

This week! Uncle Mark takes us on the journey of a very weird foreskin with the Holy Prepuce, Uncle Dan encourages us to join internet cults and Uncle Doug discusses how-to reclaim one's identity post religion!

This week! Uncle Doug tells us who god hates with the Westboro Baptist loonies, Uncle Dan fails to inspire us with inspirational Bible stories, and Uncle Mark joins you on your journey, wherever it leads!

This week! Uncle Dan thinks burning widows is a bad thing with Sati, Uncle Doug gives away a dinette-set in Square That Circle, and Uncle Mark wonders if Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot would dig our show (Answer, probably not)!

This week! Uncle Dan introduces us to some very disappointing vibrators with tuning fork woo, Uncle Doug bothers you after you're dead with baptisms for the dead, and Uncle Mark asks "Were the Nazis atheists"?

This week! Uncle Mark honors his culture and heritage with the Creativity Movement, Uncle Dan gets tangled in snakes with the Caduceus and Uncle Doug brings up to date with the latest religious derp!

This week! Uncle Mark shows us the 'colored' entrance to Mormon heaven with Jane Manning James, Uncle Doug ends the beginning with Genesis part II, and Uncle Dan gives us a treatise on religious art!

This week! Uncle Dan talks about a real nice girl he met in Spain, uncle Doug weeps his way through a bunch of begats in Genesis, and uncle Mark goes viral (no, literally… like he caught a virus and couldn't do the show).