The How-To Heretic

This week! Uncle Mark tells a tale of sex and pyramids and winemaking with Summum and Uncle Doug wonders if doing something good with 100 billion dollars might be better than doing nothing good with it.

This week! Uncle Doug mourns all we've lost with the War on Christmas, Uncle Dan rings his weird bell one last time with Sokushinbutsu, and Paige returns once more for a follow-up on the virtues of lying to children!

This Week! Uncle Mark ruins your baby shower with the Limbo of the Infants, Uncle Doug ruins your day with the Oppression of the Uyghurs, and our friend Paige returns to join us in some caroling!

This week! Uncle Mark reads the paper live and we all have aneurysms, Uncle Doug gives a tiny hope for equality with the ERA, and Uncle Dan manifests a secret just in time for Christmas!

This week! Uncle Mark warns that your orange juice may hate you with Anita Bryant, Uncle Dan gives us the Terrible Parable quiz and Uncle Doug muses over when and How-To intervene.

This week! Uncle Mark has questions for the candidate, Uncle Doug helps us sleep with the Mayan calendar and Uncle Dan finds purity culture ain't so pure!

This week! Uncle Mark thinks maybe Mohammed didn't split the moon, after all, Unce Dan frustrates us yet again with Charlie Brown's patron saint, and Uncle Doug recaps a bloody few weeks in Mormon country.

This week, Uncle Mark wants to stuff your head with rice for Eugenics, Uncle Doug gets in the merch game with Jesus Shoes, and Uncle Dan makes everybody lose their appetite with Cannibalism! It's a weird one.

This week! Uncle Doug finds secret recommendations with backmasking, Uncle Mark tells forever to f*ck off, and Dr. Marlene Winell joins us to discuss Religious Trauma Syndrome!

This week! Unce Mark gets us all hopelessly lost with the Liahona, Uncle Doug proves that good guys finish last with the Prodigal Son and Uncle Dan warns us to watch out for BOO!