Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!
Luke x
00:00 Intro
02:45 The Human Carpet  
12:50 Naughty Corner 
47:05 Quiz On My Face 
51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 
01:00:30 Would You Rather?

Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better! Luke x 00:00 Intro 02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather?

Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!
Luke x
00:00 Intro
02:45 The Human Carpet&nbsp; 
12:50 Naughty Corner 
47:05 Quiz On My Face 
51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 
01:00:30 Would You Rather?

The Human Carpet and Being Shit Scared of Tree Stump | Ep 39

Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.

Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.

🎙️ New episodes every Friday
🔥 Top 3% podcast globally
🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows
🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts
❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting

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Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors. Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky. 🎙️ New episodes every Friday 🔥 Top 3% podcast globally 🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows 🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts ❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting Hit follow and join the naughty corner — you’ll laugh, cringe, and probably question your browser history.

Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.

Hosted by married duo Chelsea &amp; Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.

🎙️ New episodes every Friday
🔥 Top 3% podcast globally
🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex &amp; relationship shows
🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts
❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting

Hit follow and join the naughty corner — you’ll laugh, cringe, and probably question your browser history.

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