I’m in a foul mood over this all, so I apologise in advance. Looking at the Trump regime, wokeness in classical music, Nazi propaganda and real stories from the flute US world.

F*ck America,

grma x

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Chapters:

0:00 - The Irish vs The Irish Americans

10:19 - Authoritarianism and Wokeness1

9:57 - Trump's Nazi Kennedy Center

42:00 - Stories from the Flute World

A scorching hot take on the true reason Historically Informed Performance has gained so much popularity in the last 15 years, via the printing press, urtext editions and nazi raccoons.
Cheers x 

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Chapters:

0:00 - This Week’s Menu

4:09 - Printing Petrucci

15:20 - Modern Publishing

32:12 - The Hot Take

Whilst not technically a St Patrick’s Day Special, this week’s episode was recorded in Dublin, at the Royal Irish Academy of Music, on St Paddy’s Weekend, with Irish flute royalty.

Professor William Dowdall, former principal flute of the National Symphony Orhcestra of Ireland, joins me to chat about vibrato, flutter tongue, The Cleveland Orchestra, blending, orchestral excerpts and Guinness.
Sláinte lads, Éirinn go Brách x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

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Chapters:

0:00 - Intro and Light Orchestras

9:04 - The National Symphony of Ireland

21:14 - Guinness Pumps and Cleveland Irish

28:15 - Tips to Chill Out

37:40 - Vibrato, Flutter and Finger Tricks

53:22 - Quick Fire Questions

You’ve heard me talk about her on previous episodes, but she’s finally here; this week’s guest is multi-genre flutist, coach, doula, educator (and 16 year old Gareth’s favourite player); Molly McLaughlin.

Molly chats about everything here (really, we even covered weed, cadavers and baroque flute), but still manages to include some amazing anatomical tips on freeing the body to allow for more resonance (amongst other benefits.)
One of my favourite episodes, enjoy it lads.

GRMA x

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Chapters:

0:00 - Speed Run Intro

3:38 - Fanboying and Irish Folk

11:09 - Falling out of love with Classical

20:46 - Anatomy Tips for YOU!

39:18 - Integral and Regional Anatomy

53:25 - Quick Fire Questions

The flute world’s greatest advocate for kindness is on Inline G this week to advocate kindness. You’ve seen her on your socials and you might even have been lucky enough to have her voice in your ears.
This week’s guest is flute superstar, podcaster, social media presence, professor and one of the good guys; Chelsea Tanner.

It’s a lovely episode that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy. 

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

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Chapters:00:00 - A warm welcome

04:17 - Chelsea FC and Silly Geese

20:28 - A Pair of Proud Pros

27:13 - Gen Z v Millenial

33:03 - Social Media Courage

55:00 - Emo Flute Concertos

Karneval is here again in Fair Köln City, and this year I’ve brought in my friend and yours, Cologne Emily, on to the pod to drink Kölsch and talk all things Köln.
From the local delicacies, festivities and songs to the history of the cathedral, feminism and national identity; we cover it all fuelled by wee glasses of beer and even wee-er shots.
Alaaf x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - A Fluteless Flute Podcast

03:00 - Emily the 6th

05:00 - Raw Pork and Breakfast Beer

23:20 - Mozart via Hohner

37:32 - Virgins and Cathedral Bones

47:50 - Definitive Best Karneval Songs

54:10 - Not So Rapid Fire Questions

You, dear flute player, are irresistible to your desired sex(es), and I’m here to tell you exactly why. Analysing Meatloaf and Phallic imagery, we wind up with the top tunes to play on a date; after hearing from some of the flute world’s submitted love stories. 

This one has a fair few dirty references; you’ve been warned. 
grma x

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Chapters:0:00 - Down and Dirty

5:00 - Why Musicians Do it Best

9:31 - Big T*tty Neanderthals

18:48 - Playing Flute for a Date

30:35 - Inline G Plays, Now You’re Pregnant

Your favourite Canadian and mine, Jaye Marsh AKA The Wild Flute, is back on the podcast this week to talk all about her new project. This ended up being a chat about the difficulties of music promotion and marketing in 2025, what we could learn from other genres, and how important your mates are.

grma x

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And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - Inline G Revenue Streams

04:14 - Flute in the Wild 2

19:17 - Pop, Rock and Hip-Hop Promo

34:34 - Look After Your Mates

50:08 - Europe vs USA

Why do we even bother listening to music? What’s the kiki-bouba effect? What is our role as performers in the elegant cog of music making, and why is American vibrato so awful?

grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

3:12 - Why even bother?

18:29 - Kiki, Bouba and American Vibrato

24:00 - Stop obsessing over scales

36:25 - The Solution to playing musically 

I’ve ranked the top 10 flute competitions in the world based on the total prize money; and then using School of Rock, analysed if they’re even worth it. 

Other topics include Donald Trump, Gender, Russian Propaganda, The Grammys and The Northern Irish Schools Football League 2002/03 season.

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And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

10:10 - Numbers 10 through 5

26:20 - Gimme, gimme, gimme

29:09 - Numbers 4 through 1

38:55 - Do They Matter?