The Inspired Unemployed

A voice memo found in the DM’s causes Jack and Matt to reassess what they do in the bathroom. The boys then attempt to complete a ‘best friends quiz’. Another chapter is added to the Travel Guide Book, this time advising not to trust the man with one tooth. Finally, the boys get honest about what stupid things still scare them. 

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Jack and Matt have set up a ‘texting advisory board’ to offer moral support to other lovestruck fools. The boys then remember their first time getting a boner. Opinions about the new reality tv show ‘Byron Baes’ are shared. Finally, Jack challenges Matt to a game that involves Jane Austen and shots of gin. 

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Jack and Matt chat about just how nervous guys can get when replying to a girls text. The boys then complain about being in over their heads with their recent crypto and NFT investments. Jack then proves why white lies are necessary. Finally, Matt surprises Jack with a Clairvoyant. 

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Zach is looped in this week to prove there is nothing more awkward than texting the wrong person. But can it get worse than texting your boss for some saucy pics? Jack hilariously decides to test out his language skills and Falcon asks for help with his table manners. Then it’s a footy round up with Dom, to reminisce about footy days.

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First up, Dom joins the pod to share a rattled story involving his poor grandparents. Jack and Matt take a walk down memory lane to find out what their ‘core memories’ are. The boys are then left alone to care for a 6 month year old baby with zero babysitting experience. Finally, a little empathy is shown for the victims of the Tinder Swindler. 

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With the help of a few mates, the boys determine if they have any girl ‘icks’ of their own; Jack introduces us to a new chapter in the Ultimate Travel Guide; there is much discussion about the boys new idol Pete Davidson - and shared anxiety about buying a new car.

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After so many hilarious DM’s, the boys showcase a new list of ‘icks’, Jack surprises Falcon with a walk down Facebook memory lane and the Ultimate Travel Guidebook returns with the help of old mate Corkey. To round it up, the boys discuss the awkwardness around not being invited to a wedding.

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With Valentines Day fast approaching, the boys have decided to focus a little more on their love lives. First, they discuss a new dating dilemma, girls getting ‘the ick’. Then, an astrologist joins them in-studio to tell them what to do if their date asks for their star sign. Jack then digs up an embarrassing teenage memory he had buried deep. Finally, the regret radar is back to judge another cringey ‘you up?’ text. 

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The boys are back! They’ve kept up their crazy antics all summer and now have plenty of stories to share. Kicking off, the boys explain how they managed to mess up both Christmas and New Years. Jack then addresses how awkward it is joining a gym in January. They then tell us about their experience at a silent retreat. Finally, Falcon shares his most embarrassing moment to date. 

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It’s the final episode of the year which means the boys finally find out who will have ‘day for it’ tattooed forever. There’s time for one last round of Definitions before rounding out the year with a handy ‘Christmas Day Survival Kit’. Then Jack and Matt decide to set each other a New Year’s Resolution.

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