I whiffed big time on my NBA plays last night.

Screw the Celtics. Screw the Knicks. Hell, screw em all.

That said, I did say that the Thunder would do some scoring.

I can't think of a sports team I like less than the Knicks.

Also, while I've really been enjoying the NBA, I sports hate so many of the players.

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First off, the city of Kirkwood issued a boil water warning after I brushed my teeth. I plan on dying today.

We have two stories of sexual encounters. One involves a former basketball star and one involves a guy at a mall.

The lesson to be learned today is that being a horn dog makes you do some dumb ish.

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If you thought the constant talk about Shedeur Sanders had ended, you thought wrong my friend.

Some random Jamoke from the Browns has taken the #2 and this has caused some online drama.

Also, we have another story from anonymous executives who weighed in on why Sanders wasn't drafted higher.

I think the answer is obvious..

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I've been posting AI images that people have been sending me related to my coming back to Philly.

I also posted a picture of me holding WaWa pretzels as if to say I'm all about Philly. Clearly I'm just having a good time.

I enjoy that 99% of the people get it and are laughing with me. I really love that the 1% of people view it as me being desperate for the Philly job.

I know I'm not getting the job. But, it's fun to get people involved in the cause.

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I know many of you dislike the NBA, but the playoffs continue to be a blast.

I've got a rock solid bet for tonights Knicks/Celtics game.

I'm not one to judge anyone for what they watch. If you don't like basketball you don't like it. I'm sure everyone has reasons.

That said, if you've got nothing going on, watch Denver/OKC Game 2 tonight. This isn't the stale, stand around and shoot 3's bball people loathe.

How sad was the Popovich press conference?

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A British nursing student was murdered by her roommate...in Houston..over a cat.

Why murder someone over a cat? Cats hate you.

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Ted Cruz is fighting the good for folks to be able to find their favorite teams on TV.

Let's be real, this is right wing dude fighting for right wing Boomers. Most humans can find their teams on TV.

It's a pain in the ass to use so many streaming services to find games, but we make it happen.

That said, I would like a world where blackouts don't exist.

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A study shows that more Boomers are buying houses than millennials.

USA Today asks if this is a problem.

Josh says it's not because Boomer has taken a lot of shit from these young dopes for a while now. Boomer is just flexing his muscles.

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First off, we have a nominee for Father of the Year....

Second, a nice listener has send us a story that provides an update on the Delco Pooper.

We discuss the important things here..

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As you know, I have applied for a job at 97.5 in Philly.

You also know I'm not going to get that job.

But, that hasn't stopped tons of Philly people from messaging me, Tweeting me and emailing me with words of encouragement.

It's really cool to read these notes.

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