Katy Perry has been ridiculed mercilessly the last few weeks. Her tour looks terrible and of course people have drubbed her for going to space.

USA Today wrote a piece about how difficult it is to be Katy Perry.

Here's an idea, stop doing mockable shit.

The internet sucks. We know this. But, as long as you keep doing things, you will have haters.

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Is the Met Gala the least relatable event ever?

I get that we common folks aren't on the level of celebs. I get this.

However, these are the same schmucks that tell average folks to donate more for different causes. Here's any idea, stop wearing stupid dresses at the Met Gala...

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I get that many of you aren't fans of the NBA. I respect that.

However, the two games last night were outstanding.

The Celtics really screwed me in a major way.

The OKC/Denver game was as fun a basketball game as you're going to find.

I heard an absurd stat about James Harden...

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Trump wants to end federal funding for NPR and PBS. To be fair, NPR is in fact biased and I don't believe the government should fund any media.

That said, PBS shouldn't go away.

I didn't watch PBS as a kid because we had cable. Why would I watch a stupid show about a talking Aardvark when I could watch "Double Dare"?

Do kids actually learn anything from these shows?

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I have applied for the 97.5 The Fanatic Philly job.

I'm telling you now that I have a 0.0% chance of getting the job. Actually, I have a 0.3% chance of getting a return phone call.

Would Mike Missanelli, the guy I competed with in Philly, even allow me to work on the same station? He already derailed that quest before.

I truly believe I'm the only person they could hire to make any sort of noise.

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The NHL and NBA playoffs have been outstanding.

People on the radio in St. Louis are forgiving the Blues for blowing Game 7 to the Jets. I'm a believer that expectations can change from game to game and minute to minute.

You cannot blow that game and leave the season feeling good.

The Rockets laid a giant egg in Game 7. Jalen Green was a disaster. What else do the Rockets need?

James Harden was a no show in Game 7 for the Clippers. Shocker.

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The University of Missouri conducted a study that discovered "delusional confidence" among young adult.s

This is not shocking. I find young people to be annoyingly delusional.

I wish I could be like them. It must be nice to have this overinflated sense of worth.

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First off, Ross has gone crazy due to a fly being in the house. I'm not experienced in having a dog that does dog things. It's strange.

Second, Busch Light Apple has officially dropped.

I've never had this before. But, the entire world seems to think it's the most amazing concoction of all time. We shall see.

Plus, some advice for the young bucks.

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First off, did you know Toby Keith has a horse running in the Kentucky Derby?

Second, and I'm aware this is a strange transition, a woman in Philly poopied on another woman's car during a road rage incident.

Philly rules.

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First off, I appreciate all the great messages I've received about the 97.5 opening.

Crossing Broad has posted the latest quarterly Philly sports radio ratings and WIP is destroying Fanatic.

I think I have pretty good radio insight and ideas.

Here is how I would approach fixing Fanatic.

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