The Kibitz with Connor Goldsmith & Jordan Blok

This week: Jordan's Robyn moment! More bad news for Ed Sheeran! Hopefully bad news for Bari Weiss! Those horses in NYC: it's enough already! Candace Owens, pussy fiend! A sternly worded message for the Laughing Cow! We wanna talk about Madonna and Charli! We REALLY wanna talk about Tinashe! And much much more!  

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Life Updates: The Sexistential Tour
• 08:20: Quick Hits
• 18:50: Things That Are That Deep: Horses in Manhattan
• 23:47: Candace's Lesbian Exposé
• 32:05: The Laughing Cow
• 42:23: TINASHE HOUR BEGINS

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This week: Pop concerts as Connor's supplemental antidepressant! Jordan's slut era that never actually ended but is, you know, happening again we guess! Shouts to the late Bob Mackie! Channing Tatum getting caught with an alleged burner account! Clavicular catching some serious charges! Congressional candidate Chris Gallant proving he's the right choice to represent Fire Island! Ed Sheeran proving he has a craven and sinister spirit! Our deep dive on Season 5 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! And much much more!  

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Life Updates
• 11:50: Quick Hits
• 39:55: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
• 1:24:37: Music of the Moment

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This week: Introducing George! Emotionally healing through JRPGs! Baby joy for Ciara! Hunter Biden's obvious bisexual truth! A cursèd Wheel of Fortune Crime Corner! New frontiers in Wasian discourse! Inde Navarette's Oscar campaign! The surprisingly petite truth of Greenland! Dating for the plot! Phaedra and CT dating for real! And much much more!  

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Life Updates: The debut of George
• 04:17: Metaphor: ReFantazio (light spoilers!)
• 31:26: Quick Hits
• 1:04:09: Jordan's Current TV Reccs
• 1:12:58: Music of the Moment

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This week: Jordan's Slayyyter apotheosis! Connor's rough month! Celebrating the late Dolly Parton and Tim Curry! Our deep disdain for Hayden Panettiere's cursèd mother! Our fervent best wishes for Busy Phillipps! Anna Faris's dispatch from co-parenting hell! Melissa Gilbert not really reading the room! Leah Remini joining RHOBH! Actually scientific cures for the hiccups! And much much more!  

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Jordan Updates: Ascending with Slayyyter
• 10:10: Connor Updates: A Grim Month
• 17:37: Quick Hits
• 59:59: Professor Diva's Science Section
• 1:11:06: Music of the Moment

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

A Monday! Miracles do happen.

This week: Connor's alarming new neighbor! Jordan's advice from Kelly Rowland! Pouring one out for Hayden Panettiere! Brad Pitt announces he's drinking again! Checking in with John Hinckley, Jr.! Kaia Gerber's possession by demonic forces! The official casting announcement for the MCU X-Men! Jane Schoenbrun's new masterpiece! Way more information on insect sperm than you ever wanted! And much much more! 

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Connor Updates: Ava 2.0 AWOL
• 12:01: Jordan Updates: Advice from Kelly Rowland
• 22:00: Quick Hits
• 1:00:41: Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma (mild spoilers)
• 1:08:24: Professor Diva's Science Section
• 1:20:16: Music of the Moment

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This almost came out on a Monday. Tuesday night is basically Monday. We're getting there.

This week: Freedom from men, at least for Q4! Tales of career abundance! Oracular manifestation! Jelly Roll and BunnieXO: a special White People Report! Some really distressing celebrities in crisis! Abdul El-Sayed's big win in Michigan! Meghan Markle just trying to celebrate her damn birthday in peace! Katseye down another one! The secret lives of intersex avocados! And much much more! 

Timestamps:

• 00:00: Jordan's newfound freedom and fabulous new job
• 13:58: Connor's San Diego Comic Con experience
• 18:55: Quick Hits
• 32:29: Perez in crisis (TW: suicide)
• 34:43: Ariana in crisis (TW: eating disorders)
• 43:15: Professor Diva's Science Section
• 54:35: Music of the Moment

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

In the SEASON TWO PREMIERE of The Kibitz, we are so back.

Timestamps:

• 00:00:00: Jordan's rejuvenated hole!
• 00:07:28: Our response to your wonderful feedback on Season One!
• 00:33:41: Katy Perry's wild ride!
• 00:35:36: The Odyssey (spoilers!)
• 00:50:18: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (spoilers!)
• 1:06:35: Summer music catch-up!

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! 

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! 

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

Return with us one last time in 2026 to Fiji, where now our watch is ended.

This episode also marks the end of Season One of The Kibitz! We're not actually taking a break, but we want Season Two to be better than ever, so Jordan has put together a FEEDBACK FORM where you can tell us your thoughts on the first year of the pod. Thanks for being the world's greatest audience!

Welcome back to Love Island USA, wherein Family Day Presented By CoffeeMate unexpectedly delivers the sermon of the year.

Next time: the season finale, thank god.

Welcome back to Fiji, where our long national nightmare is almost over!