New Zealand and Virginia are where you wanna be when it all hits the fan. loneliness is even worse than i sounds, billionaires are ruining the planet and it's election day!

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We're terrible at making new friends, more than half of us have had the holiday plans on the brain since Labor Day, Crocs are out at some schools and we need to get outside and play!

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Some of us are not down for holiday travel, Grillo's and V* are having a lovechild, are you poor? Blame your friends. Also...bruh it's already November. 

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Happy Halloween babe!

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Ooooh it's Devil's Night! Turns out stealing from a bank is a dumb idea, most of us are wearing a health tracker, there was a cheese heist and TGI Friday's is having a bad week. 

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Japan has a "Ramen King," apparently digital condoms are a thing, nearly a quarter of us are working instead of retiring, American Airlines is getting a Lunk Alarm and some of us can't do horror movies. 

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Your ADHD may help you at work, Columbus sounds fun, Google is taking AI too far, dogs eat things their not supposed to more often than you think and it's National First Responder's Day!

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Reese's is going to kill your New Year's resolution, please don't eat candy on the toilet, we're all worried about the election and you have to work a ton to afford a place to rent!

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McDonald's has had a rough week, we make poor choices at night, Subway is kicking the beetus into high hear next month and for the love of all things Holy please wash your hands after using the bathroom. 

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Big day out in San Juan Capistrano, a cop in Memphis figures out an extra money hack, an airport in New Zealand goes viral, music may help with surgery pain and watch yourself Saturday at 2:36pm

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