19 minutes into date one and you're not thinking about date #2, ferrets are expensive, book clubs are a great way to meet a partner and the Taser guy is making BANK!

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Dang bro.....May is already over. 

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Traffic up means fast food is up too, V8 is getting into the energy drink game because we need more of those at the gas station, we're only decent 19 days a month and West Virginia is where the dollar goes the furthest!

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Your Mom was right about standing up straight, 1 in 3 of us are into the stars, ChatGPT is spitting facts about your looks, bring the roids to Vegas and today we celebrate the brisket!

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Cereals are getting worse, we're not paying for the food we financed (lol, wut?), pennies are out, hurricanes are in!

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It's Memorial Day weekend and I just got paid. Every second I spend writing a description here is one more second I'm not enjoying a cold beer so here is your description, have a safe weekend!

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Using coupons is sexy now, Sprite has a new Summer drink that sounds awful, toss your cukes and you better bring something to the cookout!

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Sleeping 8 hours may kill you, Miller Lite is running back a classic from last Summer, Sonic hates making out, and we will go anywhere for some good eats

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We have a new ranch flavor headed our way, 9 hours of sleep is too bad, it's summer of scaling back and Wendy's is coming with the heat....

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Dark chocolate could replace your meds, we're self-reporting an F in a couple of areas, Naples it tops and today the Summer Bucket List is due!

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