Today, David seeks free medical advice about his bowel problems from gastroenterologist Dr. Benjamin Schmidt. Dr. Schmidt answers the question: How many bowel movements a day is normal? We discover the reasons why the doctor chose to specialize in gastroenterology. Additionally, we get a brief overview of the genetic history of bacteria within the gut. Surprisingly, we learn that travel may have a positive effect on one's stomach. Then, David addresses his anal fissure issues, putting them to final rest. (Also: botox in your butt?! What?!) The two discuss Crohn's disease and how being an "anxious pooper" might not be terribly bad for your health. Dr. Schmidt shares some colorful stories from his experiences as a doctor. David explains what "lemur poop coffee" is – yes, it's a real thing. Dr. Schmidt also talks about the videos he's been working on and introduces us to "gut hypnotherapy".

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Once upon a time, David told a mediocre joke so many times on the radio that he got complaints. Rather than just stop telling it, he held a 22-minute funeral for it. Here's that funeral, from the archive.

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Toronto-based comedian Natalie Norman joins David for a salacious conversation about masturbation, edging, pornography, and sex toys – including the Hitachi Magic Wand and the (poorly named) Womanizer. Somewhere in the discussion, Natalie confirms she'll be cat-sitting for David and asks if she can have sex in his apartment. Shifting gears while discussing the Burning Man event, the tone becomes somewhat serious as the two cover drug addiction, and mixing drugs and stand-up comedy.

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It's science time! Evolutionary biologist Dan Riskin joins David to inform us that rattlesnakes enjoy cuddling. Then, it's tangent time as they discuss the fables of The Tortoise and the Hare, The Scorpion and the Frog, and a terrifying tarantula story – during which Riskin crescendos to profanity (bleeped by request). Due to Dan's use of the f-word, the two engage in a conversation about profanity in broadcasting. Additionally, one of the most best TV news moments is brought up: Mike Tyson swearing on live television. Somewhere amidst this chaotic episode, two more science news items emerge: people's willingness to endure pain in order to learn more quickly, and how helping young people feel competent and purposeful – not just happy – may improve grades.

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French horn player David Cooper joins host David Cooper today (yes, it's confusing, we know). The musician discusses his upcoming departure from the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. Both Davids delve into failures and the loss of labels while trying to focus on creative work. David, the French horn player, reflects on his recently completed teaching stint and reveals a few potential career opportunities he's contemplating. The two engage in a conversation about resilience and bravery. (The host manages to slip in his favorite quote from The Bhagavad Gita once again.) The Davids share their thoughts on what it truly means to be unstoppable – drawing inspiration from a French horn teacher and the wise words of Rick Moranis. The show ends with the Davids professing their love for one another.

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Today, it's Chicago-based food writer Dennis Lee, the creator of Food Is Stupid. Dennis asks David how he's been since they last spoke. Then, the overarching topic for a serious conversation: What does it mean to do something as a creative? (The two get sidetrack down a smell-based rabbit hole.) Dennis shares how he got started as an independent creator. They talk about how comparing yourself to others is a trap. Dennis somehow relates a deep discussion about creativity to creating an insane sandwich containing every possible ingredient... the pain au pain. Robots taking over our jobs comes up. The show ends with a couple of humblebrags and a ponderance on poop.

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Sexual health and consent educator Samantha Bitty joins David as he goes off about bad first impressions. Samantha talks about the Netflix series The Ultimatum: Queer Love. The two go over what "compersion" means, as well as other topics in polyamory and non-monogamy. They dive into some silly stuff, like a game of Would You Rather? Sex Edition, and have fun with "eggcorns." The conversation then turns to an interesting question: Would you rather problematic comedy not exist, or are you fine with simply not supporting it? And an even more important question arises: Is Larry David sexy? Samantha discusses how she's living a Celibacy Light™ lifestyle, and the duo resolve to stay in better touch.

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It's Therapy Thursdays... on a Thursday?! Social worker Gary Direnfeld catches up with David without realizing the podcast has started. Then, there's an update on the Direnfeld v. Electrolux saga. Afterwards, Gary gives us insight into a harrowing hit-and-run car accident he was the victim of - he's okay! David mentions how his therapist blindsided him by suggesting he stop drinking non-alcoholic beer. Gary ends the show by sharing an anecdote about the difference between feeling unsafe and uncomfortable.

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Today, an interview with the eccentric, elusive, and erotic fiction writer Chuck Tingle takes place. With titles such as Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn, Chuck has become a cult figure in the wacky world of the Internet. He is here to spread an important message: love is real. Chuck explains what the "Tingleverse" is and how he navigates various timelines. He enlightens David about the meaning of a buckaroo. We delve into the story of his frozen wife, Barbara. He elaborates on the four categories of erotic fiction he writes (with each eliciting a tingle down your spine). We gain insight into his perspectives on tolerance and intolerance. Chuck touches upon his creative process, and he and David discuss neurodivergency. The interview end with Chuck recommending where people can start exploring his extensive body of work.

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Insane footage of a footage of a Royal Caribbean cruise passenger surviving a fall from the 10th floor deck prompts David to discuss why on Earth anyone would ever go on one of the things. Broadcaster and cruise enthusiast Iain Grant of Ask The Experts joins for that conversation. The discussion also hits some wacky notes: anal fissures (of course), circumcision, and swingers. The episode ends with Iain confronting David about interviewing a "stripper clown."

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