This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss the life expectancy of tarantulas, being paid for sex, doing a runner from restaurants and whether 'Spag Bol' is more offensive than 'Pl**ty J**bz'.

Free bonus: There's a little surprise for the gang when Peter goes off with a trademark bang and you all get to see behind The Cider Shed curtain a little bit.

Oh, wait, what? The Archers? Yes, we did that too. We think it was in this order:

• Ruairi's not getting paid enough for this gigolo gig.
• Roy of the Racists takes the bull by the horns and takes Adil by the Bull.
• The Angel Brian has come back to us.
• RIP 'Jizzer'. The Greenacres Heartbreakers (aka The Prof and The Pigman) part ways.

Also, we have exclusive footage of a certain someone getting removed from Mr Wen's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

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