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A huge thank you and welcome to new Patreon members, Flora and Kathleen.

This week we go on a food tour across the class spectrum, Brian breathes the 'Air' and Tony makes a wish.

Hanging on our Easter wotsit tree :

• Bit Prickly : Pip and Carol talk Mr Hedgehog.
• Lynda Before Wicket : Robert finds his Googlies.
• Sweet Caroline : Oliver has a Bone to pick.

Don't forget, we're on an Easter break after today but you can catch brand new episodes next week by becoming a Cider Shed Patreon member.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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The latest Cider Shed is here people.

A bug thank thank you and welcome to our newest Patreon member Ivan.

A lot on the syposium agenda this wee k:

• There's a new manure conference dropping.
• 'Wee' have a new sponsor.
• Those seeds of Tony's are starting to come up.
• Wearing a tag near helen might be a bit dodgy mate.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Cinnamon Bun.

A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Catherine, Vickie, Jen and Verity.

Listener Andy's facebook quip gave us a helping hand with the title this week.

Join us this week as we hear an aural glimpse how The Archers might sound in the glazed pastry future, there's a gritty, new reality show following the bad seeds of Ambridge and a banging club night is ruffling Felpersham's feathers.

Ruair Deal : Brian offers to drone on.

Venetian Binds : Anna's holiday gets floored by Carol.

Heart Acre : Does Esme like George best?

Produced by Matthew Weir

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A big thank you and welcome to our five new Patreon members : Nick, Andrea, Sooz, Nicholas and Tim.

This week we look at the latest egg-citing offers from Felpersham College, there's a new Borsetshire cop drama to get your heart jingling, we investigate a possible Helen Psyop and David wants to take you by the proportionally small hand.

Our following Ducks are in a row :

• Tag Team : George's No.1 lands him in No.2
• Egg Stravaganza : David rolls out the sushi carpet for Josh.
• Out of The Blue : Kirsty and Kate can't see the light(s).

Produced by Matthew Weir

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A big thank you and welcome to new members : Cathy, Scott, Nancy and Martin.

This week we have the latest alarm system to save your sanity, a troubling new addiction is sweeping Ambridge and there's something off about that yellow milk from Waterley Cross dairy.

In our veg box audit :

• Och Aye the No : Finlay takes the high road.
• Photo Finish : George and Eddie bond over Barry (Island=.
• Curtains for Brian : Ruairi draws too much attention to himself.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Keri said she wouldn't forgive me if I didn't use that title.

A big thank you and welcome to our newest Patreon member Vanessa who signed up this week. It's incidentally our 250th episode too.

Join us as we double down on poor Rex in the ad dept, we imagine the Borchester Show as curated by David and we have look into the aphrodisiac properties of 'Coagulum'.

We're looking for willing volunteers for the following :

• I Want Su, To Show Me the Whey : It's a sister act in the dairy.
• A Show of Big Hands : David gets pushy, again.
• Hose B4 Glows : Jazzer and Chelsea de-shite the salon.
• Hitting a Brick Wall-E : Kirsty wrecks Rex and Alice's date night.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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A huge thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members : Lila, Simon, Frances, Annie and Frank.

This week we take you up the Ambridge Mile, Tony tries his hand at WWE on the green, Tom pulls some old Bridge Farm bangers out for his set at Beckwell Garden Centre and all our 'high' expectations about the barn party prove to be totally misplaced, sadly.

In the Pre Nup :

• Sowing The Seeds of Bruv : Tony freaks out brother Pryor.
• Crawl Intentions : Alice and Rex join the mile high club.
• Career Arc : Is Ruairi ageing like a fine swine?
• Barn Storm : Zach eggs Josh on

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Well, what a week in Ambridge. Keri and Matthew do their detective best with this one, even requiring an 11th hour add on after our initial reaction.

A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members, Paul, Rachel, Frances and David.

This week there's a new drop of wine around the Brookfield dinner table, a healthy snack to lower your spirits and a smashing new aftershave doing the rounds.

You're all getting the following in the will :

• Brookfield Beef : The Eldest daughter pips the others to the farm.
• On the Record : Did Brian console George?
• Mane and Maintain : Chelsea thinks inside the box.

Thanks for all your support.

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A huge thanks to new Patreon members : Sara, Rose, Rob and Partis'Anne'.

This week there's some shocking new movies on at Felpersham Orpheus, there's a farming awareness campaign for the brain and a new, ill-fated theme park opening.

On the milking list:

• Just Joshing : Is George milking Esme?
• Ring of Pryor : Stella signs a pact with Satan, sorry, PIP.
• Risk it or Brisket : George meats the parents.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Karl, Oliver, Sue and Belinda. We see you just joining in the last hour there, Sara. Thank you. Your jingle will be in next week's.

This week, David's got a movie coming out, a new tv show AND a speaking event.

Our cooperative rituals are as follows :

• Stubborn Stains : Justin enters the wrong dimension.
• Brought to Heal : Susan and Neil pass the plates of peace.
• Caber of Love : Rex enjoys a bit of tossing amid Rochelle rejection.

Produced by Matthew Weir.

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