The Lightworkers Cafe

Is anyone feeling overwhelmed? Hang on, is EVERYONE feeling overwhelmed?

Seems so. Char 'n Sooz delve into their recent trials of overwhelm, piecing together the positive side of this heady cosmic flush that seems to be hitting us all. How do we open to this abundant flow of energies and dodge the shadow turds? Where is the alignment in all this chaos? Also where the hell do you find natural sponge?

More absurd hysteria from a couple of Aquarian Mavericks and their overflow of semi-wise nonsense. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Relentless. Isn't it? All this stuff. It's that relentless we couldn't even be arsed to come up with a quippy title. It just is

RELENTLESS

The heady, chaotic swing between wonderful and dreadful is making us all a little seasick this April. Hard to tell if Charlotte 'n Susie are drunk, tired or stupid but the likelihood is an enmeshment of all three. In true natured support, they offer up camaraderie n larks to carry us through the waves of the energetic storm. Some New Age instruments, including the Aquarian Twanger, plus several spontaneous choral interludes. 

We just want you to know that we're feeling it too. And if you're not feeling it...WHO AND WHAT ARE YOU?! LEND US YOUR SECRETS!

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie dissect the image of Love and Relationship in the New Age. Most people on the awakening path have encountered a rollercoaster or two, with intoxicating highs and crushing lows as dreams of eternal oneness dissolve into tattered traumas. 

But why? Are we all just relationally inept? Did someone lie to us? Is Love a fallacy?! Or is this part of a shifting dynamic...a destiny of sorts, collectively engineered to reveal and destroy the negative patterns of the past?

Some exposing anecdotes and bizarre speculation as these two wyrd wizards navigate the Gusset of Love with a modicum of wizdom and the odd relationTIP. Lovingly brought to you on Valentine's Day, because we don't have anything better to do. 

HOWEVER...it would seem our Susie is on the market for her soul dude and the three things she wants to know about her potential warrior are:

What do you believe in?
What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?

Answers to 'poison taster' Charlotte at [email protected]

N.B. No one under 5'9" please.

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Are our wireless technologies really a threat? Is 5G the route to ruin? Or are these just the wayward claims of tin foil hat wearing loons ? 

First of all tin foil hats, during a skeptical experiment,  accidentally proved to be effective against most radio wave frequencies.  Furthermore, as walking cell towers of vibration and frequency, is it not inevitable that Human Beings are susceptible to the signals emitted from our everyday devices, however subtle?

Before you run to your kitchen drawer and start manically constructing a hat, there are other solutions. Ones that don't involve uniformed silver headwear and being locked up for peddling madness. In this episode we talk to Tim Sanders of Omnia about their incredible innovation that not only proves the existence of harmful effects, but offers a simple, soulful solution. Fascinating evidence and inspiring technology that works for us, not against us, showing us the upswing of our incoming Aquarian Age. 

Charlotte, Susie and Tim talk about what's really happening in the collective ether and how to balance the human energy system during this era of extraordinary technological advancement. 

Furthermore a 10% discount on Omnia products is available to podcast listeners when you use the code TWANGER or simply follow the link below. 

https://www.omniaradiationbalancer.com?p=SJ7ZoX52F



 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charsie, or Suelotte, return with another bout of questionable clarity regarding world events as we career towards 2022 and the next humungous wave of the Aquarian Age. Talk of physiological changes, how to work with the nervous system, building a co-operative Humanity, riding the Evolutionary Donkey plus the promotion of their best quality ventures Twangcoin and Trojan Horse Travel. 

As always the LWC team of two freely offer awkward wizdom with an underscore of loud laughs and clunky instrumentals. They are never less (or more) than 80% at your service.

Oh and we're on the hunt for a new team name, so get involved. 

•Nasty suggestions will incur a curse of a thousand lifetimes. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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As the testy times roll on Charlotte and Susie share a little of their own challenges and postulate on love and courage. What does it mean to operate from love? Is love fluffy? Or a clanging truth bomb that forces evolutionary efficiency according to the principles of nature?

With not enough instruments and an isolating twanger, the cosmic jesters bring you another episode of nothingness peppered with everything. 

Honk. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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As we ‘reflect’ in our usual and profound way upon Gemini Season, as the world around us morphs into a giant hall of mirrors cue clown music and running into mirrors of ourselves, which at times can feel like we've just run head on into a giant sheet of perspex('tive) = OUCH. 

So how do we navigate it? well Susie & Charlotte know how and dangle that wizdom carrot in ya faces by analysing the human psyche through the medium of permaculture....!

Obviously.

More wiz and guff from the LW Cafe twins - Enjoy. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Are we losing it? Not Charlotte and Susie. They lost it years ago. But as a Human Society?

As the ripples of 2020 unearth strong and opposing perspectives in the world, who is right and who is wrong? No one, essentially. But how do we address the division? Can we settle into a society of multiple truths with everything crashing around our ears? Or are we going to shout and scream each other into oblivion?

Susie and Charlotte righteously examine the pitfalls of righteousness, stomping across some touchy subjects and delighting in the bumpy ride that is 2021. Some wiz and musical interludes to lighten the load of social collapse. 

"Doom and gloom doom and gloom doom and gloooooooom"

Honk. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Susie and Charlotte return to their standard, moderately ludicrous perspectives in a discussion about "social media" and whether marketing yourself as a #lightworker has any purpose whatsoever.

With energy and frequency running amuck in the internet space, hurling spells and mirrors and nurturing issues of validation in sometimes the most brutal fashion, is Social Media a healthy platform in these times? Does marketing in the New Age actually work? Or is it an outdated pursuit attached to an old world order? Why is Charlotte so shit at it and please can at least one or two people follow her for the sake of her self worth.

Serving up more casually antagonistic musings from your two most enlightened cafe owners. Don't forget to to follow @thelightworkerscafe #doit #orweshallsmiteyou #eventhoughwedon'tgiveashit #antimarketinggurus

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte an Susie crack out their #wizdom in an episode that brings together the skies and the body.

As Above, So Below. Taking a look at how the emergence of an Aquarian age is helping us to learn, grow, develop and navigate the Nervous System. Aligning Planetary Motion with the Human Upgrade, Charlotte talks Astrology whilst Susie takes us into the technology of the Nervous System and the intelligence of Emotional Self Regulation. 

Traumas n' Triggers, in essence. What is a trigger, what does it do and how can we work with it in a way that becomes self evolving rather than self destructive? 

So much wiz, we surprised ourselves. 

Don't worry, there are still some classically ridiculous moments. #97bus 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

Support the show