The Lightworkers Cafe

As 2020 creeps to a somewhat agonised close with a more or less cancelled Christmas, many of us are gasping for 2021 and an upturn in energies. 

Well, we're in luck, since 2021 propels us into the element of Air as Aquarius takes hold. Susie and Charlotte return with more ominous prophesies for a year that promises to be entirely unpredictable. The pair entertain the incoming possibilities with characteristically vague flair and questionable wisdom. 

Delete the past, go bonkers, grab the fence and fry your way into 2021. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Oh 2020. We're not angry, we're just disappointed. Actually we're neither. Just happy we predicted it and will gloat shamelessly to the fact. 

Charlotte and Susie drop down a gear from amused and bemused exclamations of "WTF!" to genuine concern. 2020 is not ok. Yet it's all part of the grand plan. Nothing a few 80's ballads and improvised songs can't heal. 

A nice bit of controversial convo as S & C broach the tetchy topic of Masks. Where do you sit in the age of the face bra? Spectacle wearers need not reply. We understand. 

A bit if light depth and silly seriousness as we approach the finale of this combustible year. And the show ain't over 'til the world has a mental breakdown. Enjoy!

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Where to start? The Beginning? Or The End?

Self proclaimed Prophets Charlotte and Susie celebrate the arrival of their predictions and attempt to get their higher selves around the events of 2020, whilst bracing for whatever the world is ready throw at us next. “Hold on to your buckets!”. A bit of polarity hilarity flavoured with camaraderie and spiced with doom and gloom. 

Special mention to Kaypacha of New Paradigm Astrology who is eternally referred to as ‘Charlotte’s teachers’ in this episode. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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It's February, and we're five years into 2020! 

What. The. F...

Charlotte and Susie launch Series Two with an explorative, explosive and expletive look at 2020 so far. Analogies include drowning, rollercoasters and being flung back and forth on a cosmic pendulum, which gives you a hint at how their year is going thus far. 

The rehearsal is over, the show is underway. And WTF indeed. But at least it's exciting, and although that fusty old mundane middle of yesteryear may look appealing whilst you swing from high to low feeling queasy and mental, would you go back? Ok some of you might. But remember We Were Made For These Times. So let's Open Hearts and Carry the F On as we crash through the paradigm portal. Being Human really is the greatest ceremony known to man. Onwards! 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Judgement! As we career into 2020 with the intensity of a Cancer Lunar Eclipse and  a Pluto/Saturn conjunction, is it Judgement Day?

What is judgement and why do we do it? Self preservation or insidious dig? Susie and Charlotte reflect on both the subtle and glaringly obvious judgement that filters into the spiritual scene, via uncomfortable recognition of their own vast judgements.

Charlotte provides the answer to war, and Susie starts one by judging Charlotte’s shoes. It’s very judgy episode all round. 

But don’t judge them. They’re only lightworkers. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie discuss the concept of Time, largely referencing its apparent non existence, and pondering important questions such as 'Why the f*** do we put the clocks back?". Is it time for the clock change revolution! Although Susie and Charlotte can't seem to agree which seasonal clock change is the crap one, so maybe not. 

Is being Time poor worse than being financially poor? Do we need to afford ourselves more time? Is there ever enough time? Is there not enough time? Why are we asking these questions if time doesn't even exist. 

Overall this episode makes for quite a ridiculous use of time. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Exclusive audio outtakes of Susie (aka Christmas Bastard) having a nonstop rant about the infinite pitfalls of the Merry Season.

Health warning: Christmas fanatics may experience side effects of anger, depression, nausea, frustration, disbelief, horror or general heartfelt sadness by this onslaught of seasonally inspired  curmudgeonly criticism.  

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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It’s Christmas! And...?

Charlotte and Susie discuss the pros and cons of the modern day holiday season. Has consumerism ruined the true art of giving and receiving? Would Jesus hang his head in despair at the birthday carnage? Or is it rather just a revealing day in the calendar when we get to come face to face with the reality of our origin, and celebrate it flaws and all? 

Plenty of Christmas Crackers (#dadjoke) to keep you going. And as per usual, mainly questions, not many answers. Other than no, a cat is not a valid replacement for an engagement ring. 

Look out for the twin episode A Christmas Bastards Lament, also released today to bring some added cheer. Ho Ho hum. 

Merry Christmas! 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie take a slight pause from the fluff and guff to talk about Sovereignty, the word of our time as we surf the evolutionary wave into 2020. What does it mean to be Sovereign? Is this really the time of mass awakening, as has been prophesied for many centuries?

Susie and Charlotte also talk in more detail about Sovereign Soul 2020, a transformational retreat in March 2020 in Las Piedras, Peru, featuring a divine combination of deep healing, joy and laughter in the heart of the Peruvian jungle. 

For more details visit www.sovereignsoul.love
Email: [email protected]
Facebook: https://facebook.com/events/434213564026496

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The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie open with one of the worst harmonies known to man, and continue the low vibe theme by discussing the topic of Negativity. No one likes it, everyone experiences it. 

How do we navigate the negy vibes? Remove ourselves from the shit and familiar, and brave ourselves for transformation? 

And what’s with the mood hoovers?!

Holiday to Bogy Neg anyone? Bring your umbrella. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

Support the show