The Lightworkers Cafe

Are the aliens coming? Are they already here? Are we aliens? Are Charlotte and Susie going to be beamed up (diagonally) to a planet made of horse poo? Is Earth the naughty step of the galaxy?

With 2020 on the horizon, perhaps this the year of great intergalactic intervention. Maybe, maybe not, but Susie and Charlotte will be no doubt be positioned atop a large building on New Year’s Eve with a sign saying “Take Us Home”. 

Not before Susie has produced her trilogy of deep and silly books however. 

Yes. They’ve really lost it now. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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What better subject to hurl into the Spiritual discussion pit on Halloween than FEAR, as we roll around in the glorious mud of this intense and murky Scorpio Season. What is the antidote to Fear? Is there one? Or must we just pull up our pants (Charlotte) and plunge? "The only way out is through" says Susie wisely - a statement she nicked from someone else. Why do we find ourselves so drawn to Fear? Why is it so desperately funny watching your mates shit themselves in front of a Horror Movie?

WHY THE HELL IS THERE MYSTERIOUS WHITE NOISE ON THE AUDIO WHEN CHARLOTTE STARTS TALKING ABOUT "THE RING"?!

Everyone throw out your TV sets, turn your phones off, and grab your sacred horns. The darkness cometh. In the form of a terrifying, damp Japanese girl. 

And what is that film beginning with G?

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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The Powers of Manifestation...what’s the secret? Is there one? Specificity is key, says Charlotte who may or may not want a house in Oxford. More absurd bunkum from two totes Posy Lightworkers manifesting a never ending orchestra of strange  instruments that will no doubt eventually drown out their high vibe nonsense. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Susie and Charlotte playfully mull over the nature of Gratitude. What does it mean to be truly grateful, as opposed to gritted-teeth, airy fairy pretend grateful? How does one obtain the Attitude of Gratitude? Can we cultivate it through concentration and commitment, or must we find a way to physically insert it? 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Did we go there? Yes we did. Susie and Charlotte flex their hearts on the touchy subject of Spiritual Bypassing. As the New Age declares itself all over social media, how much of what we see, hear and say is coming from balls to wall, heart centred courage, truth and love? Is an Instagram shot of Flying Banana Aardvark Pose going to do it? Are we really walking our talk? What on Earth are Charlotte and Susie actually talking about? Can they even walk? Or are they just voices in the ether sent to prickle the collective with their absurd perspective on humanity? 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie reflect on the strength of their intuition, and how important it is to listen to the inner voice, even if it sounds like a nagging mother that wants to ruin your fun/self-destruction. Is your intuition a quiet, ghostly whisper or a wailing banshee? Is it the same as instinct? Why does it disappear when you fancy someone? Why blow a duck whistle on a podcast? 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Another episode of wisdom/nonsense keeping as Charlotte and Susie discuss reincarnation - both being fairly certain they’ve been here and done this before. Perhaps unsuccessfully, which is why they are back. 

What would you be if you could choose your next incarnation? Animal, mineral, human or carpet? Where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from? And where the hell did he go?

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Charlotte and Susie (not Twin Flames) try to work out whether it is truly worth having your arse burnt for the sake of divine union. Do Twin Flames really exist? Is there only one person out there? Is TF Union the ultimate fairytale? Or a rather frightening look into your own bog of shadows? Lots of questions, barely any answers. Namaste. 

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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Susie and Charlotte ponder on the topic of synchronicity, with particular reference to the phenomenon of number sequences from 1111 to 879372919. Are all synchronicities good? Is this our last life on Earth? Can Susie float through her own keyhole? 

NB. This episode does not contain twanging. Complaints can be made to: 

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The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

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In this episode we discuss the topic of Veganism. Should we all be Vegan? Ought we to scoff at those with varying dietary requirements (#dietarilyspeaking)? Why are we comparing vegans to mother in laws? 

Another stream of absurdity from highly acclaimed Lightworkers Susie and Charlotte.  

The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known TV series Room 101 to purify things that seriously niggle us about the world. From the spiritual to the mundane, Susie and Charlotte attempt to plunge their gripes into Room 111 and see them purified for the good of all. 

Support the show