It's About Time people got on board with this little ditty of a Richard Curtis film from 2013. Jon and Pri break down Rachel McAdams' slick moves, get personal about time travel, and speculate on who the worst Destiny's Child was. This movie is good and for good people, especially the Scots!

Did the work of cinema Behind Enemy Lines scare Owen Wilson away from making a serious film ever again? Yes, it did. But we also talk about 9/11 (as usual), propaganda, and Jon pushes his Sean Connery impression into the stratosphere. Wow! This was a movie!

Jon and Pri discuss Waiting... a film that truly shows its age. This Reynolds-Long-Faris-Cook nexus should be buried in a vault or shot into space. We talk about not being scolds, the current food media moment, and introduce The Justin Long Hall of Fame. 2005 was a weird year.

Eat Pray Love! Welcome to a harsh takedown of a movie no one likes about the very best white lady at the ashram. We talk about irresponsible travel, Brazilians (the people!), and where to get a turkey in Italy. Stick your face in a puddle on foreign soil and drink it in.

We are witches and we just want to dance. We discuss Suspiria: the Club Remix and sing the praises of one Dakota "DJ" Johnson. We establish the podcast's official stance on drinking pee (it's science), admire a statue made of tits, and bemoan the lack of German culture present in this film. Listen in and get uneasy with your Maters.

Alpha Dog, the chilling true story of toxic masculinity, Justin Timberlake's acting career, and short-man syndrome. Jon and Pri discuss One Tree Hill cameos, whether crime is cool or not, and the top five Short Kings. Number four might surprise you!

On today's episode of F*ck it! We're doing it live! Jon and Pri chat about Ocean's Twelve: America's least favourite heist film. We talk about subverting the audience's expectations, Soderbergh's incredible career, and the Friends episode where they all get addicted to OxyContin and rob Central Perk. How many podcasts do you know hosted by fifty year old men?

Morb me up! Pri defends Morbius to the death and will duel anyone who speaks ill of it. We pitch another Blade 1, question how vampire bats work, and plan to retire Andrew Garfield from acting.

We discuss a film that will make you wish Y2K happened: Gone in 60 Seconds. Jon expresses his unabashed love while Pri is less kind. We discuss Indian traffic, the scorching chemistry between Delroy Lindo and Nicholas Cage, and note Angelina Jolie's hair (and entire career). We're waiting to be plucked so you can blast with us to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being you!

Yes, Satan? Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a true American classic: it's poorly aged, football obsessed, and launched the career of a superstar. We talk about how football works, Mr. Shickadance, and the weird noir tone shifts in this movie. Take it with a grain of salt, it's a disgusting habit!