Pri gets heated about Shrek and hates a hologram too much. We do the philosophical work this movie refuses to do and Jon gets triggered by Will Smith eating a pie. This episode is a beautiful symphony of nothingness as we discuss I Robot.

Finally! A film for the people, by the people, of the people. Which size daddy are you? No spoilers but we never get around to it! Jon alienates most of our audience and Pri has a scorching take about cancer. Waste the good surprise on us as we tackle Big Daddy.

We talk about the "most offensive" film of 2016 and express questionable opinions about it. Pri is back in the Succubus Zone while Jon cruised conspiracy websites to talk about triangles. The effort:length ratio is put to the test due to Refn-esque pauses while we discuss The Neon Demon.

Travel across the galaxy as we explore Ra's hand powers, set fire to the life's work of Egyptologists, and stoke the boiling cesspit that is "Hieroglyphs Twitter". We're stepping through the gate so give our regards to King Tut.

X3 brought the first X-boot to an inauspicious end. Full of potential and lacking execution, much like this podcast. Pri throws a spanner in the works with her top 5, Jon hates post credit scenes, the phrase "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!" is uttered thrice, and Rogue can touch whoever she wants now. Rise like a phoenix!

We review and preview the 90th and 95th Academy Award winners and picks respectively. We invite DDL to dinner but worry about his conduct, Jon gives his thoughts on Blonde (unfortunately), and Pri confesses her deep love for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story. The House of Woodcock has arrived on the red carpet for an award's season that's sure to be forgettable.

Pri would have been prowling for succubii in high school while Jon had bad taste in music and loved Alpha Dog, or any movie starring Emile Hirsch. Monistat and Vagisil are back and we're breaking down Jennifer's Body, live from Devil's Kettle.

On this episode Cricket Corner heats up, Johnny Depp hinders a film's quality because he's cinema's lamest opium user, and there are many flawless British accents in play. Truly From Hell.

We talk about Jarhead, a movie Pri claims is camp then learns to love. Jon hates "Ray" but also has dubious opinions about the works of Sam Mendes and gives a harrowing account of his enjoyment of the classic white person Oscar bait "American Beauty". 

We're burning shitters, admiring Jake's booty, and playing the bugle with our goddamn mouths.