And you thought our British accents were good! Guess again! Red Sparrow gives us the opportunity to bust out the Russian, trash the contextless nature of this film, and talk about the bird content this film was dearly missing.

We examine cinema's most staid love triangle and how it found itself in the midst of a bombing. Our patience was tested and we guarantee that yours will be as well as we discuss one of the most critically derided Baysien objets des artes ever: Pearl Harbor.

We talk about The Butterfly Effect and both of us threaten to butterfly effect the other, The Kutch was actually good in this, and we make light of a distastefully dark classic. Listen along or change the past so this show never existed.

A film with so many faces it'll make you want to throw your phone in a garbage compacter. What was Jamie Kennedy anyways? And what's sticking in Gene Hackman's craw? We answer all of these questions (with help from our sponser, The Patriot Act) and more while we chat about Enemy of the State.

In an epic episode for an epic film we provide the definitive analysis of Orlando Bloom's successes and failures, Pri notes Baldwin's mask, Jon skewers Johnny Depp's penchant for silly hats, and we flawlessly recreate the incredible score of Kingdom of Heaven. God wills it!

Pri gets heated about Shrek and hates a hologram too much. We do the philosophical work this movie refuses to do and Jon gets triggered by Will Smith eating a pie. This episode is a beautiful symphony of nothingness as we discuss I Robot.

Finally! A film for the people, by the people, of the people. Which size daddy are you? No spoilers but we never get around to it! Jon alienates most of our audience and Pri has a scorching take about cancer. Waste the good surprise on us as we tackle Big Daddy.

We talk about the "most offensive" film of 2016 and express questionable opinions about it. Pri is back in the Succubus Zone while Jon cruised conspiracy websites to talk about triangles. The effort:length ratio is put to the test due to Refn-esque pauses while we discuss The Neon Demon.

Travel across the galaxy as we explore Ra's hand powers, set fire to the life's work of Egyptologists, and stoke the boiling cesspit that is "Hieroglyphs Twitter". We're stepping through the gate so give our regards to King Tut.

X3 brought the first X-boot to an inauspicious end. Full of potential and lacking execution, much like this podcast. Pri throws a spanner in the works with her top 5, Jon hates post credit scenes, the phrase "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!" is uttered thrice, and Rogue can touch whoever she wants now. Rise like a phoenix!