We review and preview the 90th and 95th Academy Award winners and picks respectively. We invite DDL to dinner but worry about his conduct, Jon gives his thoughts on Blonde (unfortunately), and Pri confesses her deep love for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story. The House of Woodcock has arrived on the red carpet for an award's season that's sure to be forgettable.

Pri would have been prowling for succubii in high school while Jon had bad taste in music and loved Alpha Dog, or any movie starring Emile Hirsch. Monistat and Vagisil are back and we're breaking down Jennifer's Body, live from Devil's Kettle.

On this episode Cricket Corner heats up, Johnny Depp hinders a film's quality because he's cinema's lamest opium user, and there are many flawless British accents in play. Truly From Hell.

We talk about Jarhead, a movie Pri claims is camp then learns to love. Jon hates "Ray" but also has dubious opinions about the works of Sam Mendes and gives a harrowing account of his enjoyment of the classic white person Oscar bait "American Beauty". 

We're burning shitters, admiring Jake's booty, and playing the bugle with our goddamn mouths.