Alpha Dog, the chilling true story of toxic masculinity, Justin Timberlake's acting career, and short-man syndrome. Jon and Pri discuss One Tree Hill cameos, whether crime is cool or not, and the top five Short Kings. Number four might surprise you!

On today's episode of F*ck it! We're doing it live! Jon and Pri chat about Ocean's Twelve: America's least favourite heist film. We talk about subverting the audience's expectations, Soderbergh's incredible career, and the Friends episode where they all get addicted to OxyContin and rob Central Perk. How many podcasts do you know hosted by fifty year old men?

Morb me up! Pri defends Morbius to the death and will duel anyone who speaks ill of it. We pitch another Blade 1, question how vampire bats work, and plan to retire Andrew Garfield from acting.

We discuss a film that will make you wish Y2K happened: Gone in 60 Seconds. Jon expresses his unabashed love while Pri is less kind. We discuss Indian traffic, the scorching chemistry between Delroy Lindo and Nicholas Cage, and note Angelina Jolie's hair (and entire career). We're waiting to be plucked so you can blast with us to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being you!

Yes, Satan? Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a true American classic: it's poorly aged, football obsessed, and launched the career of a superstar. We talk about how football works, Mr. Shickadance, and the weird noir tone shifts in this movie. Take it with a grain of salt, it's a disgusting habit!

**STRONG CONTENT WARNING** We talk about an absolutely insane film by cinema's saddest man. There's unintentional fox comedy, half-baked opinions, and a drill right through a man's leg. Chaos reigns as we tackle ANTICHRIST.

Master Gardener! Climate change! The only podcast that will reference Step Up: Revolution in the same breath as Paul Schrader! Jon and Pri get super serious and chat about the Schrader trilogy, hopefulness, forgiveness, and surreality. Stick your face deep in this episode and find the capacity to forgive us for acting like we can actually seriously critique a movie!

We turn our trenchant critical eye to one of the worst crimes of the 2008 financial crisis: Sex and the City, the movie. Cover your naked bodies in sushi and get your very own Louis Vuitton bag, we dive into a film hellbent on ruining the legacy of a classic TV show.

**SPOILER ALERT** Jon, fresh off his European travels, dunks on Egyptologists for wasting their stupid careers and gives a succinct review of the entire country of Italy. We move on to discuss Beau is Afraid and its reviews, Ari Aster's career, and how many movies are actually stuffed inside just this one. Remember, the penis is also a monster.

We close out the Lawrencerate with his feature debut: Constantine, the smouldering, tantric exorcist. We discuss his great apartment, cat slander, and becoming the pod-o-sphere's number one Rachel Weisz fan club. Holy water?!?!