Bad Boys, Michael Bay's debut film about a couple of actually pretty good guys. Jon embarasses himself yet again with Pearl Harbour takes (the film, not the event) and we speculate on whether Michael Bay himself ghostwrote the IMDB trivia for this movie. Then we lament the upcoming sequel, Bad Boys: Ride or Die (it's actually called that), discuss really big robots, and work through Will Smith's sexless and charmless performance.

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Just look up! Today we cover Melancholia 2 (Don't Look Up), an Adam McKay film starring DiCap and J-Law. Jon and Pri do their best to bum you out while asking the important questions like "Is it real?" and "Is Adam McKay himself personally responsible for climate change?". We're just a couple of floodists in our Greta Thunberg era who plan on starting a family home on Cate Blanchett's teeth.

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Triangle of Sadness, a movie that will make your face go from Balenciaga to H&M. We beat a figurative donkey to death and expand our thoughts on the critically acclaimed film by our second favourite Scandinavian, Ruben Ostlund, and talk about Alex Garland's Civil War and our reaction to Cailee Spaeny catching Thor's hammer. Jon and Pri admire the fantastic performance by the late Charbli Dean, talk about how we feel about most human resources professionals (they have no skill or talent), and get tickled pink by an overflowing toilet and an errant cleaning cart.

**SPOILER ALERT** We mildly spoil Challengers in this episode and also The Dark and the Wicked.

Because you were home! The Strangers, a Bryan Bertino film from way back after 9/11. We start off by reviewing all the f*cking in Challengers then we move on to give a non-academic review of the horror genre and a breathless cavalcade of references to horror movies good and bad, including the tragically underseen The Dark and the Wicked and the upcoming sequel to Talk to Me, Talk 2 Me: Crazy Hand.

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In 1996, Baz Luhrmann made a masterpiece film: Romeo + Juliet. So of course that means we have to talk about Wild Mountain Thyme, a movie about the two hottest people in Ireland who live next door to each other but aren't f*cking. Jon also spoils Monkey Man and brags about his English degree. Then we break down several movies not on the docket including The Hot Chick, White Chicks, and Shallow Hal and talk about the advantages of having a "poison guy". Peace? I hate the word.

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If you prefer a change of pace aka good criticism by people smarter than us, read Stephanie Zacharek's retro review in Time or Yasmin Omar's piece in Harper's Bazaar.

Next stop, Kyoto! In celebration of a movie neither of us care about, The Fall Guy (out today), we discuss David Leitch's Bullet Train. We have a serious discourse about cinema violence and the evolution of action comedy. Then we talk about Zazie "Gregory" Beetz and Bad "Brian" Bunny, preview Tim Burton's Corpse Wedding, and break down our favourite film genre: Dwayne-Johnson-Doing-Stuff-in-the-Jungle

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Scott, we're rooting for you. The Pale Blue eye, a remarkably not sh*tty Netflix movie by director Scott Cooper. Pri nerds out in her research and we discuss Robert Duvall's Red-Headed Paperweight Estate, Harry "Lil Chubber" Melling's enthusiastic performance, and books with merkins. Jon also does a dramatic reading of the entire film Crazy Heart.

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We go RockNRolla on this episode and by that I mean incomprehensible and not very good. The 2008 Guy Ritchie film that's impossible to watch launched Tom Hardy and wrecked Gerard Butler, despite their charms. Pri gives a hot take about Jaws and we rehash various Barry Lyndon-related controversies to pre-empt how wrong Jon can be and often is, before asking the question "why was this film shot on a Scottish toilet?"

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is a completely passable and inessential film. What's more important is that Jon and Pri talk about CGI and de-aging as if they know anything about how it works (they don't) and surviving brain altering physical injuries. Also, witness Pri completely unravel and ruin her credibility when she ranks the Jones/Gates/Langdon triumvirate with shocking results. Number 1 might surprise you (like, actually, truly it will).

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Welcome to New Jersey: A State of Mind. We talk about Zach Braff's ANTICHRIST, Garden State, a film with such a legacy it makes you want to ride the bike from Elizabethtown. Jon and Pri discuss quintuple threat Zach Braff and whether Daniel Day Lewis is a "pick me". They break down the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope and talk about the characteristics every woman wants in a man: that he runs fast and climbs trees.

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