Mr. and Mrs. Smith was more Brangelina than film but it definitely happened. Jon and Pri talk about Doug Liman's career and how easy it is to confuse Martin Lawrence and Megan Fox for each other. Pri expresses her desire to take part in the "Angelina Jolie Step on My Neck" challenge and they talk about some classic movies no one has seen like The Recruit, Spy Game, and Angelina's directorial debut/divorce film By the Sea. Tell us all about your revised opinions about this movie!

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This week, we partooken in Solo: A Star Wars Story, the underdog film that really could. We talk about the casting of Han Solo, Lando Calrissian (pansexual icon), and the phenomenon of Tom Holland Face. Then we discuss the turbulent production and rank all the Star Wars movies. Hold onto your hats because Jon talks about a time that this one guy ordered a pizza.

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Em, friend, tattooist, and scholarly peer joins the pod to talk about Alien Resurrection, so naturally we relitigate Michael Clayton and Only God Forgives. Em gives their succinct overview of the themes of the Alien franchise then we dive into the important stuff: shirt-sword storage, The Weave's basketball skills, and the most revolting cinematic creature conceived by man. Who do I gotta f*ck to get off this boat? Listen in and find out!

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It's a star-studded affair tonight! We invite Jimmy Kimmel, Glenneth Close, Stephanie Gaga, and AC/DC to the pod to help us revisit the 91st Academy Awards.

Then, we turn out attention to the 96th Academy Awards, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and other dumb awards season nonsense (this episode is too long to succinctly describe but we do talk about Elizabeth Debicki's dunking skills).

Je t'aime, you redheaded paperweight!

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**STRONG CONTENT WARNING** Wanna fight? Ricky, local restaurauteur, artist, and future mayor joins the pod to visit Bangkok and meet the devil. Nicolas Winding Refn is back flexing his powers in Only God Forgives, a nice film about sons and mothers and their love. Jon and Ricky talk about the transformation of KST, Hollywood's current feminist icon, Academy Award nominee Ryan Gosling, and giving splinters to children as a politcal position. Hop back in the womb with us and listen in!

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SAKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! When Pri is away, the lads doth play. Jon welcomes friend, Norwegian, and all around good person, Chris (@chrisabouttown), to the pod to chat about the 2003 historical epic The Last Samurai. We rehash simple topics like why the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, white saviourism, and Chris Pratt's big head.

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We reference this interview with Ken Watanabe a lot in the episode if you want to fact check all the wrong things Jon said!

Get ready to be sh*t on by an elephant! We talk about Babylon, the movie that makes Saltburn look like Triangle of Sadness. We celebrate the unsung hero of the film, Lloyd the sound guy, chat about How Cinema Feels, and examine the film's themes of nostalgia and assimilation. Jon even uses the word "synechdoche"!

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If you want to change your mind like Pri, read Robert Daniels' /Film essay on Bablyon that we reference throughout the episode.

Alternatively, read Stephanie Zacharek's scathing review of this movie in Time that Jon foolishly disagrees with and also doubles down on by forgetting the author's name.

X-Men: Apocalypse, one of the most destructive and okay superhero films ever made. This week we revisit the X-folks on break from our job in a Soviet lava factory. We expose David O. Russell's burner account, debate whether Xzibit ever had hair, and ask the evergreen question "Why movie bad when Quicksilver so quick?".

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Scottfest is back! Witness our pivot into biting satirical humour as we break down Napoleon, Ridley Scott's epic about a little sex pig who's good at war. We discuss director's cuts, the glaring omission of Admiral Ballsington and the 6th Coalition, and historians and their dumb jobs. Stay tuned for Napoleon: The Definitive Director's Cut Edition, Remix Redux: Emperor Toilet coming soon to a worse streaming service than Paramount Plus.