The Macron Show

Project Frog

Welcome to a very special show as Ray unleashes the power of his top secret new machine: Project Frog. This show is best viewed on YouTube so you can see the video that, allegedly, happened during the show and experience the full force of Ray’s true might! Get ready to meet a guy who got the wrong fridge, a very confused airline customer who wants to spit chewing tobacco on his flight, a cyber security expert who was all too happy to AI Verify himself, a very angry young man who buys his shoes on Ebay, a man who wanted to take a small group of just 18 people to Disney World but did not want there to be any crowds, a man who’s life was utterly ruined by not getting the new Pokemon game, a man who did not want to pick his couch up from the laundromat down the street, a Bed Bath And Beyond shopper who refuses to install their app, Scoby offends a real life sports ball player and his “room mate” and an actual banchode accuses sweet gentle Ron of being a scammer! As if that’s not enough there’s even more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Tinea Cruris

If you want to know what this show name means you’re just going to have to Google it this time. On this weird and wacky show Ron comes face to face with a man who broke his bed due to too much self loving, one lady breaks her new fridge thinking it came full of food, Tyrone gets a brand new pair of jeans, one guy does not like our solution for fixing his tyre pressure light, one guy gets very upset about our newly updated AI Verify system, one lady refuses to accept our new plans for her flight schedule, sweet gentle Windsor finally gets an apology, we meet a lady who’s kid spent $400 on Roblox and we find a super gross new conference to talk to, and a whole lot more as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Engorged

I love it when the shows just name themselves. Welcome to another insane Mondays With Macron. This week we have to deal with a man who gets very confused by all our robots, a man who lost his cake in the mail, a lady who has big problems with getting her new computer monitor from North Korea, a lady who bought tickets to a really lame music festival, and a travel agent who couldn’t decide what her client’s name was and got them put on the no fly list. We also managed to disrupt even more stupid conferences and there was another tragic shooting incident at the corporate office, and lots more stuff too, you’ll just have to go listen to it all! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Slowbooks

Well here we go again. A slightly shorter show on this alleged Blue Monday but I think we packed it even denser with the Internet’s best prank calls, just how you like it! This week Ron deals with an angry video game company employee that bought a fake designer purse, one man does not like being kept on hold with HP despite being a low budget customer, one ‘orrible lady is clearly trying to scam free Starbucks, we are forced to overcharge one man for his rental car due to his unruly kids, one former mayor has problems with her cable provider and her crappy car, we manage to break some kind of record for transferring someone to the wrong department and one man is too short and fat for his exercise bike and he does not like hearing about it and we somehow manage to disturb some more random conferences. This show was a whole heap of fun! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

The Dirty Burger Casting Couch

Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. Some very angry people around right now and we’re not sure why. Includes a lady who lost her couch in the mail and got very upset about Tyrone keeping it, we talk to a real life Phil Collins about his customer service issues, we meet a couple who’s kids were so annoying that their plane took off without them, one lady does not like being verified in order to get her hotel points, we meet a priest who bans Ray from coming to her house just for being a Satanist, one lady is furious that the contents of her luggage fell out of the plane, one man rages about having to feed his dogs people food and we manage to annoy and confuse a whole group of silly conferences, and so much more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

A Barrel Full Of Caramel

Welcome to 2022! It may be a new year but we’re just up to our old tricks again including calling Mike Lindell, for some reason. This week deal with a news reader who looks like Sam Eagle and his petulant whining about a delivery, we try to help a comedian get his account verified, sweet gentle Ron tries to help a very angry man with a big drinking problem, one man has serious complaints about his missing couch, we manage to diagnose another broken dryer using only spoons, one lady causes a big scene at the airport over some missing headphones and we are forced to ban an unruly hat buyer from our store for his terrible behaviour, and a lot more besides that too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Liquor Store Gift Certificates

Welcome to the very final Mondays With Macron of 2021 and as always we’re going out with a bang! This week one lady goes on an epic adventure to get herself a Playstation 5, Ron and Scoby are accidentally caught mouthing off about a customer whilst on hold and for some reason she’s not very happy about it, we meet a famous comedian who broke his own TV trying to play virtual reality, one couple can’t work out how the mail slot at Hertz works, we get yelled at by a lady who clearly made fake pictures of bad pizza just to get attention on social media and we have a good old catch up with our friend Elmo Crudd, and a whole bunch more stuff too. Thank you for being here during 2021 and get your asses ready for a lot more next year! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

World Championship Whining

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Welcome to the last show before Christmas. This time we’re really celebrating in style as Ronny does his best to get us into trouble! This week Tyrone gets into a heated debate with a real life wrestler, we meet a lady who was not happy about her rare beaver skin jacket, we manage to stop an actual Indian scammer, there’s a man who got mad because Best Buy wouldn’t barter with him, we deal with a lady who got locked out of her own rental car and Ron makes friends with an awesome person who once kicked Mark Zuckerberg’s ! And a whole lot more as well! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Hold My Toilet Wand

This show name is not rude, Ron just found out that a toilet wand is a thing apparently. This week on Mondays With Macron prepare yourselves for a goose related extravaganza the likes of which we haven’t seen for some time. This week we meet a man who has problem with his chicken, a man who refuses to wait for 2 years to catch his flight, we deal with a whole bunch of people who are having problems with delivery services at Christmas, we try to find one reluctant man a special edition Xbox but his wife won’t let him have it, we meet a lady who is clearly ordering toys and doesn’t want to admit it and sweet kind Ron attempts to fix one man’s very expensive laptop, with hilarious consequences, and a whole lot more besides that too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee

Pickle Makes A Beeline

When you simply have too many show name ideas this is what happens. Featuring the world’s greatest Christmas jumper, this show was not endorsed by any of the “celebrities” we prank called tonight! This week we have to deal with an angry author who lost her luggage, some famous rapper’s manager does not like our phone service, one lady is completely hysterical about her glasses and has to get her super smart husband involved, one lady is super serious about not using Uber any more, we have to ban a lady from Ebay for trying to buy human organs and machine guns, one lady cannot work out how to move a bicycle, Ron tries to force a lady to watch the new Ghostbusters movie, we meet the man with the world’s slowest voice, Tyrone picks himself up some nice new baggage from the airport, one lady gets all upset about selling her used clothing and we meet a Soundcloud rapper who does not stand for any of our nonsense, and lots more too! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee