The Macron Show

I Was Only Joe King

Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer’s refund to help get Donald Trump re-elected next week, we have a great discussion with an artist about who is least in touch with their customers, we deal with a problem with some car company called Kia that I have literally never heard of before, Ron completely loses it over the football results and Ray manages to help out this week by sending all our most important documents to our customers, and yet for some reason all they do is abuse us. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be not talking about football any more.

Saturday Night Ron

What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we cause trouble for one special little guy after his dad buys him an airline ticket, we reschedule some very important flights which for some reason people are not too happy about, we tell another cable customer to tidy up our cables for us and Ronny hijacks a plane in order to hold one customer’s car keys hostage (yes you read that right). Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cheering watching England win the soccer machine!

Sea Slugs On A Plane

Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by airline customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn’t well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services after being on hold for 10 straight hours, we deal with a real first world complainer who had to wait for one hour to get in the Centurion lounge at the airport, one customer forgets to tick the box to allow the pilot to be drunk, we have to ban one unruly lady from Six Flags, another lady complains about her rental car, and a whole bunch more people complain about our state of the art AI verification system! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be cheering on the England Football Team!!

Adult Dippers

What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits from her book to Melania Trump, we cause complete havoc for a whole bunch of airline customers including one couple who were VERY thirsty for their refund and whole bunch of people who managed to click on the hard for us. This show really got out of hand so we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be having quite the week…

Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin

In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron and Scoby attempt to hook up with a famous actress who really likes yoga but does not like to verify themselves with our newest AI technology and DS does an incredible Boomhauer impression for the real life Hank Hill. We also wish a very happy birthday to the one and only Doctor Charles and we thank Log and Zero Hero for some awesome donations recently to help us upgrade the show machines even more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri….

Sassy And Horny

This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new vacation for him, a man who orders cookies from Ubereats, Ron gets intimate with one lady’s car and Ron and Scoby manage to get two neighbours into a serious fight, and lots more too! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be supporting the soccer ball games.

Male Parts And Government Phones

Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady has to get her husband to fight her battles for her, we meet a couple of stoner dropouts who for some reason think sweet gentle Ron is a scammer and another lady who refuses to take an additional flight just to go see a sports game, and lots more! If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be celebrating Carpel’s birthday!

Hold The Squeak

In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can’t find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned from Twitter for hate speech who we will be catching up with on our next supporter’s show, a very annoyed airline customer and a lady who smelled so bad that Uber had to charge her extra, and lots more. We also managed to confuse some more jewellery sellers and got a few extra little surprises in here too… If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be starting the new month off right…

Captain Pen is Here

This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of superhero, a lady who should not have booked with Expedia, a man who rented a car and then pretended he didn’t, a lady who has had enough of South West Air, a lady who made rap songs for Verizon, a man who was clearly trying to scam some free Chipotle and a guy who did not take proper care of his paintwork, and many more. We also got a great message of the day this week so you know it’s a good show. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about Biomutant.

Golf Venom

What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who had to go on the no fly list for his bad behaviour, another hacking problem over at Facebook and someone who didn’t know what address they wanted their stuff sent to. We also managed to verify a lot of people with our new advanced AI system, which was nice. If you watch the show on YouTube please be sure to smash the new JOIN button that’s up there now! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be moaning about his COVID jab.