The Macron Show

Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20

It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we played Sea Of Thieves until we all passed out. I left the Sea Of Thieves audio attached to the end of this podcast even though it’s just mostly us being drunk and talking it still should go in here. We’ll be back on Monday all sober and ready for action, we promise! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up with Patreon!

Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20

Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a nice lady to never use Amazon again, had THE Super Mario take a call for us, spoke to Louis from Family Guy and tried to recruit an Uber driver to be a getaway driver and we also triggered some kind of bizarre religious ceremony. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be working for Jolo…

Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20

First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight Ron tries to set up a lady with Lenny, Kevin calls our new voicemail system to sing a song, some lady can’t get her head around her Octember delivery date, Tyrone steals a whole bunch of stuff including a gold chain which made one gentleman very angry indeed and a whole lot more crazy people too. Thank you to everyone involved with and who supported this show, it was a blast. We have a lot more to come too! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up…

Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20

Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered from, a dating site customer who spent all his money trying to find a match, a couple who’s VERY expensive purse was stolen by Tyrone, another lady who simply could not operate the automated phone system and we had another tragic shooting. Amongst many other awesome calls. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still pirating!

Ray’s Goose – 04/27/20

We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone system, some dating site customers who were very upset, a lady who didn’t want to donate to lease a bus for sick children and we also brought out Ray’s new secret weapon: The Goose. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will probably be playing more Sea Of Thieves…..

The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20

This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new computer, which is way better than Ray’s, so that we could get back to business straight away. Myself and everyone at the show cannot express how grateful we will always be for this amazing gift and we promise to use it to annoy thousands more people for a long time to come. Expect some epic game / call streams coming up and some new additions to our dialling features. Oh yeah this show also features 5 hours of great complainer calls and a few bonus things, but you’ll have to listen to is all to see! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be back in action!

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20

In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Research, that was awesome! Also please ignore any technical glitches if watching the video streams, had some network issues tonight but the audio should be perfect. This week we dealt with a man who was infected with some kind of Goose related computer virus, a man who had his tip jar stolen, a lady who didn’t want to wait 3 months for her new bank card, Ron talks to an actual murderer and a lady wants to buy a fake grill for her granddaughter, and lots more too. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be clucking.

Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20

Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be buying cheap Easter eggs…

The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20

Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny complainers including people not happy with the spread of Coronavirus at their favourite steakhouse, a man who had one bad night and signed up to a bunch of dating sites, a whole load of people who did not want to pay our massive customer service charges just because their issue had already been resolved and we get a guy who simply cannot operate our automated phone system. Lot of very angry and tense people right now for some reason because there were loads more. We also messed with some insane guy locked down at a long stay motel and chatted to Kevin about our on-going relationship complexities. A lot of fun was had on this show! Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be fixing the world one idiot at a time.

Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20

So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few minutes but it was still kinda funny. Despitefrom Jolo completely f*cking everything up, Restream getting a DDOS attack, YouTube not working right and the general Internet taking a big sh*t today we still managed to get in a whole bunch of crazy complainers, most of which for some reason didn’t want to donate their refunds to buy Playstation games for Africans with Coronavirus, but that’s another story… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be trying to make it go.