The Macron Show

Ron Flanders – 07/10/19

Another amazing episode in the saga of Ron’s call centre. This time around Macron, MCSARay, DownSouth and our new friend the Get ToFrog deal with a whole new level of stupidity. This time we have a guy who gambled away $20,000 on a gaming app, we meet a man who’s cabinets were full of maggots, we convince more people that Ron is a robot, office doors have to be closed when a lady complains about her own lousy cooking, we get hung up on by a man trying to change the date of his cruise, A Marco’s Pizza customer doesn’t believe a word we say, we talk to the real life Flanders and Ray completely fails to get any good conference calls going. Raaay. Look our for our exclusive Patreon supporter’s show later this week! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be closing the office door.

Bitter Tacos – 07/05/19

Back into more adventures from the first world this time Macron, MCSARay and DownSouth take on mostly food related complaints, such as the poor person who had some of their curb-side order missing, the customer who’s tacos were too bitter once every 60 years, a burger with the meat missing, a lady who didn’t get her free tots, we also had to shut the office door on a man trying to sell luxury cars on craigslist, fooled another customer into thinking I was a robot, tried to refund a customer with weekly food stamp deliveries and very quickly shut down some stupid conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be carrying out some more guerrilla customer service.

Adventures In The First World – 06/30/19

In this exciting show of mostly ringing Macron, MCSARay, InkedGoddess and DownSouth attempted to put some random ads on Craigslist to get people to call in, but they really didn’t seem interested in our bullshit today so instead we had to deal with a bunch of whiny people and their first world problems, such as the man who’s whole world came crumbling down because there wasn’t enough cinnamon on his special crackers, Macron goes all cable guy on a man who complained that nobody would answer the phone and then wouldn’t answer his phone, we meet a man who simply isn’t happy with just a half price pizza, a lady who went out and ordered two dinners, a lady who lost herbecause they didn’t have the right kind of steak and various other overly entitled . The office door had to be closed several times for this one. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be solving all the world’s problems.

There Is No Macron Only Zuul – 06/28/19

Back at it again Macron, MCSARay and some random dude called Corporate show up to handle some more complaints. This time we get a lady who has the spirit of a dangerous Sumerian god trapped in her refrigerator, a lady who nearly died after the restaurant she went to didn’t have enough salad right when she walked in, we try to help out a vet who got screwed over by the at Jeep, there’s a poor tragic woman who’s pizza was a little burned, and angry Jabba The Hut type guy who doesn’t want his insurance cancelled, crazy Ellen Degenerate strikes again, we catch up with the latest soap opera in the Manhole and then we for some reason allow a bunch of you jerks to call in and go crazy on the phones for a while. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be organising the business…

Syrian Cocoa Butter Tree – 06/21/19

Back home again and time for another huge show featuring Macron, MCSARay, Banarof, Dani, Star and Down South. This time we had a whole bunch of great complainers including a woman who’s shirt was large enough to use as a boat sale, a really annoying PartsGeek customer, a lady who ordered cocoa butter from Syria via North Korea, we try to upgrade a guy to Hydro Hydro HYDRO SHOT PRO! We have another lady talk to Ellen Degenerate, we also had appearances from Ling Ling, Little Bruce and Phillip Bloodsamples, caught up with the drama of my personal life in the Manhole, disrupted a few conferences and listened to some great off air calls from the Discord. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be making more of the best prank calls shows in the world…

Jeff O’Neill’s Birthday Show – 06/18/19

Welcome to Jeff O’Neill’s birthday show! No more to say about this one, most of our listeners know about Jeff. Sit back and enjoy the revenge… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be flying back home…

Zombies From Zombieland – 06/11/19

Macron, MCSARay, Star and IMC return once again to tackle the world of stupid complainers. Apparently this week we are the zombies from Zombieland, which is kinda cool. This time we dealt with someone calling in to try and scam us, multiple Doordash issues, a guy who for some reason wanted to be paid for working on our trailers, an angry man who did not want me going to the bathroom in his storage locker, we had many many silly complaints about food, a man who refused to drive 12 hours just to clean the mess he left in our toilets and we also had a conversation with IMC’s cleaning lady! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be hopefully buying new servers…

That’s Not My Voice – 06/04/19

Welcome to June my friends and also welcome to the brand new Macron Show studio! This time around Ron, Ray and Star handle a huge bunch of silly complainers who all seem to be totally confused about what they are saying including a new Skylink customer, a confused holiday customer, several financial customers who couldn’t figure out how to log into their accounts, a customer with the wrong brake pads who kept calling back and hearing himself answer the phone, a crazy person who got ripped off for an iPad 3 a guy who didn’t like being put on hold, who was put on hold for some time and a lady who for some reason did not want to receive the latest news about Donald Trump every hour by drone and many many more. We also managed to destroy a couple of conferences. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be settled into the new studio…

Ray And Star’s Drunken Birthday Shindig – 05/30/19

A historic show, if only I could remember it. It was Ray and Star’s birthday so Ron and Ray got really drunk and made a show happen. I can’t remember specifics but there were complainers, we used our new soundboard trick a lot which was great, a lot of people didn’t pick up at first because we started really early. Towards the end we went completely crazy in some conferences and invited everyone from Discord to sing happy birthday and stuff. Also this was the last show in the current Macron Show studio! This weekend we move into the brand new studio, lots more news about that to come. Happy birthday Ray and Star! Love you both! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be resting…

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Complaining – 05/27/19

What a crazy show this week. The lunatics were really out for Memorial Day this year! This time Macron, MCSARay and Jeremy take on a lady who wasn’t quite happy with her turkey bacon, we meet Queen Hippolyta who genuinely believes that she was adopted by Oprah, we get a Rockauto customer who can’t decide where he lives, a man who kindly supervises himself, a crazy couple who got real angry about their daughter’s bike tyre, we have a newspaper drone that crashes into a customer’s house, we talk to a man who sounds exactly like Morgan Freeman, we have a woman who can’t decide if she bought some jewellery online and many many more great calls. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be dealing with the millions of people calling back.