The Macron Show

The Ringing Show – 03/18/18

This episode features Macron and Chumley and a whole bunch of ringing. Like seriously it’s as if for some reason people didn’t want to talk to a strange number calling in the middle of a Sunday night or something. There’s a few good calls in here and lots of banter but honestly mostly ringing and British swearing, so enjoy that. We managed to get a few complainers, a cool guy who rapped and hijacked a few conferences. We are currently prepping InkedGoddess’ Birthday show, I’m sure that will be much better but enjoy this one too, and sorry for the unusually slow upload, Macron has been sick for 2 days. #PrayForMacron

Discipline My Child And Win A Free PS4 – 03/11/18

This episode features the dynamic duo of Macron and Chumley, with just a little visit from InkedGoddess too. How it went on for nearly 6 hours I do not know. This time around we placed some Craigslist ads for free stuff, but made the callers discipline our rowdy children first, one call ending in tragic results. We also dealt with usual huge list of complainers who are frankly never satisfied with our awesome service these days! On this show we started our new contest which will now be happening on every show. The person who donates the most via our GoFundme during the show will be able to choose from a list of awesome prizes to receive. This week’s winner was Taco Jones, so congrats Mr. Jones! Your prize is currently being organised by Chumley. Thank you to everyone that has continued to support us., It is very much appreciated, and of course we shall return again very soon with more mayhem for your ears!

Breaking Mad – 03/03/18

Back again with another massive show in less than 24 hours as promised thanks to all you awesome supporters! This time we had to face the horrors of a lady who was clearly using her prescription to become an international drug dealer, a seriously angry dental patient, a couple who didn’t want to pay for their furniture and a lady who joined our wig of the month club and then didn’t want to pay for her wigs. There are some terrible people out there and it’s a good job Macron and Chumley are around to deal with them. Once again a massive thanks for all the recent support, to everyone that listened live or if you’re listening on the podcast. We’ll be back yet again sooner than you think!

Chumley And Macron’s Cat Neutering And Dentistry Service – 03/02/18

In this show Macron and Chumley try to tackle some important medical issues, such as dealing with smelly apartments, bizarre dentistry issues and even the ever growing problem of fatty, greasy, thighs. We had to bring in a team of top scientist from NASA and SpaceX to decipher one lady’s complaint and we even helped cellphone customer to set up their voicemail properly. I never understand why some people seem so ungrateful when we go to such lengths to help but we promise to keep on trying. Since the listeners were so awesome with the donations this week we are going to do another live show tomorrow night (03/03/18) as we just have so much important business to attend to so don’t miss out as it’s going to be another wild one. Thank you to all that listened and especially all the supporters who help keep this show in business, we’ll be right back!

Sybians And Cigarettes – 02/24/18

This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess and somehow nearly made it to 6 hours this time! Crazy! In this one we placed some more ads on Craigslist for free cigarettes and had people calling and texting for them throughout the whole show. For some reason not many wanted to exchange sexual favours for them or meet in fast food restrooms to get them, people are strange. We also handled the usual mess of silly complainers ranging from a couple stuck at the airport for 14 hours to a lady who rejected my offer of servicing her sexually to calm her down. Some people are just never happy with our amazing customer service, yet we will keep trying. Lots of great calls again on this show, massive thank you to everyone that caught the show live and especially the awesome people who donated schmeckles towards the cause. I appreciate it so much you guys! Please help us out by sharing macronshow.com on all your social medias or even just force your friends and family to listen to the live shows, tie them up if you have to, they will thank you later! Lots of love to you all. We are currently plotting a midweek show this week due to the sheer number of customers we still have to deal with so hopefully that will happen. Until then enjoy this show and we’ll see you real soon!

Thirsty Cleats And Caffeinated Hairy Teats – 02/19/18

This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess in yet another 5 hours of solid madness. I think the show name speaks for itself here, although actually probably not, you’re just going to have to listen to all 5 hours to understand what we went through with this week’s barrage of complainers, whiners, bad parents and confused customers. Had some great calls again in this show, highlights include a guy who was very upset about his lack of morning coffee due to the lazy night clerks, a couple of really lazy parents who paid the price for letting their smartphone be a babysitter, as well as people demanding free stuff ranging from a free wedding ring to a free car and everything in between. Thank you to all that managed to catch the live show and joined in the chat and especially big thanks to everyone that donated schmeckles towards the Macron Show cause, your support really means a great deal to me. As always we’ll be back again very soon, enjoy the podcast and please keep sharing the site with your friends!

The Runaway Technician – 02/10/18

This show features Macron, Chumley, Dr. Charles and the return of Inked Goddess! It was another long show but packed with great calls this time, we really got lucky with some fantastic complainers ranging from pharmacies, washing machines, restaurants and a technician who, for some strange reason, decided to run away from a customer’s house during a TV install. This show had so many great calls I can’t even list them all here, so you’ll just have to listen for yourself. A great deal of fun was had by all and it was awesome to have Dr. Charles and Inked back in business again to supervise us. As always a massive thanks to the people who donated hard earned schmeckles to help the show, I appreciate it so much. Also thanks to everyone who listened live, people listening on the podcast and everyone that supports in some way by sharing our shows on social media, we love you all! We will be back very soon with more crazy mischief and shenanigans so stay tuned to macronshow.com!

The 2018 Super Bowl Fiasco – 02/04/18

Sorry for the slight delay in uploading this show but I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway. Obviously Macron and Chumley spent Super Bowl 2018 trying to bother people who were actually watching Super Bowl 2018. Results were mixed, for some reason a lot of silly people were watching some sports event and didn’t want to listen to our , but eventually we got some good calls in there anyway, and as always we had lots of fun along the way. Just want to say a big thank you again to all the people who have been sharing our links and especially those who have been kind enough to donate some schmeckles to the cause, it really means a lot to us! We’ll be back sooner than you think with more crazy prank calls, see you all then!

Hold Please – 01/28/18

Back yet again already! Macron and Chumley with another crazy long show because we still have many many complaints to take care of, ranging from old men ordering to old ladies ordering books on tantric , and one lady who could not seem to stop getting put on hold. Another super fun show which once again started slowly but really got going. Thank you to all the people who donated, there were lots of you this time and we REALLY appreciate the support, thank  you to everyone that listened live and joined in the fun and everyone listening to this on the podcast. We will of course be back again sooner than you think with more mayhem so be sure to follow us on Mixlr for the alerts or keep an eye on the social media machines!

Kill The Body And The Head Will Die – 01/25/18

Another bonkers show featuring Macron and Chumley, the second one this week and it’s not over yet! In this one we set to work on a whole bunch of new Internet complainers. It was a slow start with not a lot of people answering initially but boy did it soon pick up! The best call of the night was probably the lady with the flea infested urine soaked TV, I won’t say any more but you can catch that on YouTube shortly! As always thank you to all the people that kindly donated, listened live and generally supported us, we love you a lot for that. We hope you enjoy this show as much as we enjoyed making it and you can probably expect yet another one this weekend as Chumley and Macron have a lot of customer service business to attend to. See you soon!