The Macron Show

Cucking At The Bridge Club – 05/21/17

A shorter show this week and no longer on the stupid schedule. So to be honest with you guys I got a little stick of having to make the exact same show time every week, it becomes kind of a chore. We’re now going back to the good old days of just doing shows whenever we feel like. You can expect shorter but more frequent shows from now on and hopefully they will be even more fun! This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess calling up some classic complainers, our friends in Seat Tac, some motels and then some more bridge clubs, where we tried to arrange some fun nights of cuckoldry. Thank you to everyone that listened live and especially those who have supported our campaign to get Macron over to the States to visit the Sea Tac Crest Motor Inn! We will be back real soon with more mayhem, so stay tuned!

Bill Gates’ Boston Pancake – 05/13/17

This show title says it all! This episode features Macron (duh!) Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess. This week we started with some of our regular Twitter complainers. Then, for some reason, we decided to call everyone in Bill Gates’ neighborhood because of course that’s a great idea. Don’t worry though because none of us definitely lives there. Ahem. As usual we managed to get yelled at by Karl and the Sea Tac Crest and did some funny calls to other motel rooms, cuckoldry and marijuana were involved. We ended things by bothering some high class prostitutes, even managing to get one to agree to come andon Bill Gates, after eating some tacos of course. More high class discreet hijinks coming very soon so keep it locked to MacronShow.com as always!

Vive La Macron – 04/29/17

Just another silly show, in celebration of Macron being about to win the French Presidency Macron, Ben (AKA Jeremy), InkedGoddess and Dr. Charles decided to call up a bunch of French Restaurants and try to introduce the world to French swear words instead of Indian ones this week. Dr. Charles of course back from his stint in jail after botching Ben’s surgery. As well as messing with the French we of course checked in with our favorite racist motel owners (Poor Karl was out sick tonight!) and we handled another group of moody Twitter complainers with a few good results, my favorite this week being Blake who ran a fetish site on the sly! We also checked in with Ralph the Redneck and his girlfriend (who everyone knows is Wendy!). We also caused mayhem at another long stay hotel amongst other random calls. Much fun was had by all once again, thank you so much for all the donations and fan mail this week. As always if you want to help out you can donate using the link on this very page or by sending numbers to [email protected]

Cucking On Gas – 04/22/17

Another stupidly long show, mostly thanks to our new friend Ralph the Redneck. This show featured Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. Ben once again wanted to host a cuckold party so we did our best. We started with our usual Twitter complainer customers, we then moved on to some restaurants, hotels and motels (obviously including our favourite racist motel!) and then did some classic Craiglist calls which is where we met our new pal Ralph the Redneck who wanted to talk to us for some considerable time. We actually called him twice because he was so much fun. Special mention to Scott and Jon who donated a considerable sum of money to sponsor tonight’s show, we really appreciate that! Also thanks to everyone that listened live, donated or gave us numbers, every bit of help is greatly appreciated. As always stay tuned because we have a lot more to come!

The Great United Easter Hoedown Throwdown – 04/16/17

This show featured Macron and InkedGoddess only, Ben is recovering from a botched enlargement operation carried out by Dr. Charles who is also currently in jail for malpractice. We are hoping they will both be back in time for next week’s show. In this episode we celebrated Easter by taking advantage of the recent United controversy over the passenger who was forcibly thrown off an overbooked flight and called up a bunch of their customers who weren’t really too keen to discuss it with us. We then moved on to causing more chaos at the bridge club from the last show, which ended with a funny surprise for their Director. Of course we also checked in regularly with our favourite racist motel owner. Thanks so much to everyone that listened live and for all the donations that came in this week, we really appreciate it. Stay tuned for much more madness to come! You can now find us easily by simply typing macron.show into your web browser, so give it a go!

Barackron – 04/01/17

Another crazy and epic long show this time featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr Charles, Jones and a special cameo from Barack Obama! Happy April Fools Day everyone! In this show we interview Barack Obama, we deal with recent controversy over United Air and passengers wearing leggings / yoga pants. We then go on to cause utter mayhem for another bridge club, had great success in messing with our regular weekly favourite racist motel owner and we finish things off by doing some direct dial hotel calls. This was a crazy show with some awesome results, the best probably being a call to an angry United customer which sadly resulted in the tragic death of customer service rep Kim (don’t worry though because she’ll be alright really!) Thank you so much to everyone for the recent support and donations and those that managed to catch the show live. We will be back very soon with more craziness!

Scientrollogy – 03/25/17

A very special show featuring Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben, InkedGoddess and we were joined by Mr. Mike Rinder, former member of the Church of Scientology and star of Louis Theroux’s My Scientology Movie as well the TV series Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath! We were honoured to have Mike on at the start of the show for an exclusive interview where we talked not only about Scientology but also comedy and life in general and a few other surprises. It was an amazing interview and not to be missed and we were all very thankful to Mike for agreeing to join us after we actually prank called him by accident a couple of weeks ago! Such a good time was had. After the big interview we moved onto our silly attempts at comedy calling up a whole bunch of Twitter complainers, as always our favourite racist motel owner. We also called some U.K. w*nkers to remind them to put their clocks forward, which they didn’t seem to appreciate. We then caused absolute mayhem at a hotel and ended things by calling the front desk to hear the aftermath. Overall another long an epic show which was lots of fun. As always stay tuned as we have much, much, more to come! Love you guys!

The Macron And Dr Charles Murder Suicide Incident – 03/18/17

Oh boy where to start with this one. This show featured Macron, Ben, Dr. Charles and David K. We started by calling our favourite racist motel owners and quickly moved on to our usual weekly batch of Twitter complainers and ended in complete tragedy. Basically the story goes that a certain airline customer named Stephen had made some very negative comments about his flight experience and Ben called up, obviously to try and resolve the situation. Things quickly took a turn for the worse when Dr. Charles proceeded to murder Macron and then committed suicide by jumping from his office window leaving the poor customer as a witness to the murder suicide and having to recount the story to Investigator David. I’ll leave you to make up your own minds about this terrible tragedy but I hope you’ll agree that the ending was hilarious. Obviously this sort of thing is bound to happen when you complain on Twitter. After we managed to calm down and Macron and Dr. Charles returned from the dead we called a few UK w*nkers and some hotel guests before calling it a night. Thanks as always to everyone involved, especially InkedGoddess for getting us awesome numbers as always and everyone that listened live on the Mixlr machine. We’ll be back again real soon with more hilarious insanity.

Revenge Of The Complankers – 03/13/17

I’m not even sure where to begin with this show as I’m still kinda speechless. We decided to do a bonus extra show this week as we still had lots of numbers left over and a little extra time on our hands, and I’m sure glad we did. This show featured Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess AKA The Dream Team. We started by calling a bunch of Twitter complainers, messed with our favourite racist hotel owners and caused chaos at some other random hotels. We also woke a few UK w*nkers to help with their water supply issues, a new fan favourite! In possibly the strangest twist of fate ever on the Macron show we ended up calling up a very special celebrity completely by accident and totally at random which left us on the back foot to say the least. As it turned out he was incredibly cool and seemed to dig our warped sense of humour and ended up doing a brief interview with us before potentially agreeing to make a VERY special appearance on a future show. Right now I don’t really want to say too much about what happened, you will just have to listen to the whole show to figure this one out. Needless to say we are now in touch with this person and hoping to put together a very special incredible guest appearance on an upcoming show. We are beyond excited by this and could not be more grateful for how cool this person was and the potential that this has created. I can’t say any more right now but just stay tuned for future updates. If you listened to the show and know who I’m talking about please send any ideas for questions or other suggestions to [email protected]. It’s certainly going to be a busy week for our little team. Thank you to everyone that listened live, donated money to the cause and supported us by sharing the shows and YouTube links. Our fans have been so awesome with all the support and we are super grateful for every single one of you whether you listen live or on the podcast feeds. Please help us out however you can whether it’s by donating, sharing the links or just joining in the fun. We love you all so much and we have so much more great content coming up so don’t miss a moment of it! Special mention to my homeboy Ronald Jenkees who’s music I used during the background and show outro. He’s a musical genius and you should all hit up ronaldjenkees.com and buy his music!

Complankers – 03/11/17

Wow this show really got away from us. Far too long and far too crazy. Once again featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and the return from the dead of Dr. Charles! We started off with a bunch of Twitter complainers and somehow moved on to restaurants and calling our favourite racist hotel owners. We did get some good Comcast complainer results including a lengthy and lurid incident involving a technician and a customer’s housemate and a self proclaimed Uber hacker. We also called some restaurants to do customer surveys. We then kinda lost the plot and grew weary of people not picking up or reacting how we wanted and decided to go old school and call UK wnkers, something we haven’t done for a while. It’s funny how people in the UK don’t seem to like being called at 3am to be reminded what time it is or have them flush their toilets for us. Ben was also somehow unable to get a taxi from Newcastle to London and was called a sick bstard by one lady (new sound clip incoming!) I genuinely don’t know how this show ended up going on for 7 hours but a lot of fun was had anyway. I want to give a special shoutout to ‘Dan C’ who sponsored tonight’s show and made a huge donation to us, we are so grateful. We are currently planning an extra special additional show for Monday to get back on track with all the important customer support calls we didn’t get around to so hopefully watch out for that, either way we will back as always next Saturday too. Thank you and much love to all our fans for the incredible support recently!