The MEAT Improv with Jake Jabbour and Josh Simpson

Seth Morris (Love, Veep) and Mary Sasson (Step 13, UCB's Winslow) have both encountered some very shady people in their lives. Mary tells a story about the time a crazy neighbor stalked and harassed her into living in a motel for 6 months. Seth tells a tale about the time he might have met a jewel thief in Santa Cruz. Seth and Josh also relive a crazy trip they took to Washington DC together to (sort of?) attend the White House Press Correspondent's Dinner. These stories inspire improvised scenes about a man named Dale who loves his casserole, the Midwestern court of law, a snotty jewel thief and more! Listen to the episode, then check out Josh and Jake's tour schedule in June to see them record the MEAT live in your city! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Wayland McQueen and Greg Nix host a brand new baseball podcast called Ducksnort, but today they get meaty with Josh and Jake. Greg tells the story about the time he got busted with weed driving through Kansas, Wayland talks about going to baseball games with his dad and getting a very rare autograph. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about horny electricians, misplaced items throughout time and space, a KISS concert gone wrong and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Chad Carter (The Daily Show, The Detour) and Jessica Seay-Klatt (UCB's Old Flame, This is Trevor) join Josh and Jake for a very rare edition of The MEAT. First, Josh and Chad talk about a pitch meeting they did in Buzz Aldrin's apartment when they both worked at Funny or Die. Then Jessica tells a tale of a time the police nearly caught her skinny dipping. Chad brings it home with a true story about how his mom missed one Christmas because she was being held hostage at a prison. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about pitching sermon ideas to Jesus, an annoying skinny dipper named Craig, a family that gives selfish Christmas gifts and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Joe Hartzler (DRIB, Funny or Die) and Allen Loeb (Somewhere in Palm Springs, UCB) played together on teams like Flap Jackson and Them Do This many years ago, and now they're reunited on The MEAT. Allen tells a story about the time he was nearly recruited / scammed into being a male model in New York City. Joe talks about how a foul ball nearly ruined a church picnic and more importantly, his afternoon. These true stories inspire improv about desperate commercial actors, a couple that may or may not dine and dash, Jake's big break, ghostly neighbors and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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The hosts of the I'm Too Effing High podcast, James Mastraieni and Dhruv Uday Singh, join The MEAT for a very special crossover episode! Dhruv tells a story about going to Jamaica and being offered every sinful thing you can imagine. The James tells an incredible story about fugitives, threesomes and life and death decisions. These stories lead to improvised scenes about ding dongs that ding-a-ling, coke dealers on floats, awkward "I love yous" and more! After you listen to this, listen to Josh and Jake's episode of I'm Too Effing High out now! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Colin McGurk (Varmint, Taught in Cold Blood) and Ruha Taslimi (THE SCORE, Trish) tell stories about life on both coasts. Ruha talks about her experience managing bands, slicing her finger and having psychic abilities. Colin talks about his time working at The Soho House and running into the likes of James Franco and Prince. These stories lead to improvised scenes about mental breakdowns in a Coldstone Creamery, "classic haunts!", Tom Cruise's toilet trouble and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Jessica Elaina Eason and Josh Brekhus are on the show to talk about their various experiences in the world of crime. Josh talks about the time he was (falsely) accused of masturbating in a Taco Bell bathroom, and Jessica shares a story about a time she was held up at gun point in a pilates studio in New York City. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about a man called "Scared Rabbit", white guy inner monologues, lying small business owners, foggy headed men and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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The newly engaged couple Heather Woodward (The Elite Daily Show, UCB's Rococo) and David Kantrowitz (@midnight, Improv Artvice) join Jake and Josh to share their engagement story and get meaty. David talks about the time he spent with his caped roommate at Animation Camp. Heather tells a harrowing story about encountering a wolf in Alaska. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about one dad's adult DVDs, a man being stalked by an alligator, awkward dinners with old friends and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Jill Donnelly (Veep, New Girl) and Greg Tuculescu (Bridesmaids, I Love You, Man) are UCBNY transplants and teammates with Josh on the UCBLA team Assembly. Jill tells a story about being the rebellious teen in a community theater program and Greg tells the confusing tale of the time he was sideswiped by an elderly driver. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about nasty New Yorkers, a vanishing restaurant, grown ups having slumber parties and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Majeed Nami (White Women, Comedy Bang! Bang!) and Carl Tart (White Women, MADtv) join The MEAT to discuss aging and improv etiquette. Majeed tells a story about the time he met with a Christian production company in Oklahoma, Carl talks about his neighbor Richard who lived in a garage and dressed well. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about "teacher dick", a very long prayer, the most luxurious janitor in the world and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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