The MEAT Improv with Jake Jabbour and Josh Simpson

Anne Lane (UCB's Outside Dog, The Groundlings) and Matt Newell (UCB's Outside Dog, Adam Ruins Everything) join Josh and Jake for our Holiday Special! Anne talks about the worst New Years Eve of her life, and Matt shares a story about the time he witnessed the birth of a sibling in his living room. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about the real story of Christmas starring Bruce Willis, sexy ice cube activities, the wild world of jort shorts and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Zeke Nicholson (Take My Wife, Lopez, The Good Place) and Haley Hepworth (Character's Welcome, Haley Hepworth is Missing) tell true stories about college makeouts gone wrong and wild nights working at a Hollywood bowling alley frequented by Ludacris, Adam Levine and Zach Braff. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about a woman with a labrador brain, a guy who gets off to basketball follies, Josh's wonderful bathroom art and more! Also, this episode was recorded on Jake's birthday and Josh totally forgot about it. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Hollywood power couple Matt Rath (Boss Jr., Krazy Cangaroos) & Naomi Villa (Boss Jr., DIRT) join Josh and Jake to tell stories about being the boss, experiencing loss at a young age, and going to a very confusing and disappointing Chance the Rapper concert. This leads to improvised scenes about valet thieves, the worst Taco Tuesday of all time, a new "shitty" drug and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Ego Nwodim (JFL New Faces, Rococo) and Jessica Seay-Klatt (Bombardier, This is Trevor) tell true stories about mansplaining, roughing it in an African village and regrettable road rage incidents. These stories inspire improvised scenes about woodshop injury courtroom credibility, incredible encounters with wildlife on the golf course, Weirdo Radio and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Sydney Steinberg (DiCaprio, The New Deal) and Gregory Adam Wallace (QUEEN GEORGE, The Execution of a Serious Asshole) tell true stories about Thanksgiving, disowning family, and totalling trucks. This leads to improvised scenes about making holidays way more efficient, the oldest father / daughter pranksters ever, motorboating Ronda Rousey, puppet funerals and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Jamie Gaul (UCB's Cardinal Redbird, Grey's Anatomy) and Andrew Hansen (UCB's Cardinal Redbird, UCB Sketch Team Sugar) join Josh and Jake to recap the surprising 2016 Presidential Election. The group discusses the implications of the election, how to talk to your conservative family and friends, and the general gloom hanging over the city of Los Angeles. This all inspires improvised scenes about ookie cookies, flat-earthers, lonesome Christmases and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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The all time winningest UCBLA Cagematch Champions Heather Campbell (Whose Line is it Anyways, @Midnight) and Rebecca Drysdale (Key & Peele, Transparent) tell true stories about paranormal encounters and trippy adventures in Amsterdam. Since this episode is coming out on election day, we also get into that a little bit. All of this leads to scenes about the Burbank Mayoral debate, a very distracted team of detectives, how the show "Lost" came to be and a lot more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Jace Armstrong (DIRT, Tween Fest) and Ally Beardsley (Boom Chicago, Mister Town City) tell true stories about a drunken night in Italy and coming to grips with your sexuality in a Christian college. These stories inspire improvised scenes about free vacations, the benefits of being married, and Jesus Christ's brief stint in the band Slipknot. We also touch on the song "Daddy's Car" which was put together completely by a computer using an algorithm that dissects Beatles' songs. Spoiler: The song isn't very good. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Nicole Byer (Loosely Exactly Nicole, Girl Code) and Marcy Jarreau (UCB's Search History, Relationship Goals) tell true stories about rescuing dogs and living with ghosts! These stories inspire improvised scenes about office hookups, ghouls who follow the rules, the spreading of stupid and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Nick Mandernach (JV, Legitimate Goddamn Theater) and Marina Mastros (Count Gumdrop, MAX) tell true stories about near death experiences in Guatemala and awkward encounters with high school band teachers. These stories inspire improvised scenes about Facebook of the future, Mozart's beatboxing, buttholes filled with water and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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