Everything you know about Thanksgiving is a lie. The pilgrims were culty freaks, the food is fake, and the only thing that actually happened was a three-day booze-fueled frontier rave that nearly turned into a war.

This episode goes deep into the dumbest holiday America ever made up. Stuffed with murder, venison, rainbow turkeys, and a Civil War PR campaign that somehow gave us cranberry sauce in a can.
It’s unhinged. It’s hilarious. It’s historically inaccurate and offensive.

Segment 1:The Pilgrims Were Religious Freaks in Buckled Hats (And They Definitely Jerked Off on the Mayflower)

Segment 2:The First Thanksgiving Was a Three-Day Gun-Drunk Feast That Almost Sparked a War

Segment 3:From Feast to Fuckery: Massacres, Decapitations, and the Head on a Stick Welcome Sign

Segment 4:Turkey Is a Lie, Stuffing Is a Bread Enema, and Cranberry Sauce Is a Red Cylinder of Shame

Segment 5:The Holiday Was Invented by a Sad Widow and a President Who Gave Up During the Civil War

Segment 6:Why We Still Celebrate It (Even If It’s Built on Murder, Lies, and Marshmallow Vegetables)

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Gavin Newsom says he hates lying politicians. Which is weird… because he is one. In this episode, Mikey breaks down 10 of Newsom’s biggest, most provable lies—from school shutdown hypocrisy to French Laundry fraud, gas price propaganda, PG&E bailouts, and his delusional presidential ambitions. This isn’t a roast. It’s a full-blown truth intervention.

Sources included. Get pissed. Get loud. And whatever you do… don’t let this man near the White House.

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10 Criticisms and Controversies Surrounding Gavin Newsom

1. The "French Laundry" Dinner Scandal During the height of the COVID-19 pandemic in November 2020, Governor Newsom attended a lobbying friend's birthday dinner at the exclusive French Laundry restaurant in Napa Valley, indoors and without masks, while simultaneously urging Californians to avoid gatherings and stay home.
2. Overstated Wildfire Prevention Efforts A 2021 investigation by CapRadio and NPR's California Newsroom found that the Newsom administration had significantly overstated the acreage treated for wildfire fuel breaks and prescribed burns by as much as 690%.
• High-Speed Rail Project Issues The California High-Speed Rail project, which Newsom once suggested he would "pull the plug on" in its initial form, has faced immense cost overruns (estimated at over $100 billion above the original budget) and significant delays, with no segments fully operational despite billions spent.
• Massive Unemployment Insurance Fraud California's Employment Development Department (EDD) lost an estimated $33 billion or more to fraudulent unemployment claims during the pandemic, including payments made to prison inmates, leading to criticism of the state's oversight.
• "Panera-Gate" Minimum Wage Exemption Allegation Newsom faced accusations of "pay-to-play" politics when a new minimum wage law for fast-food workers included an exemption for bakeries, an exemption allegedly tied to a Panera Bread franchisee who was a major campaign donor.
• Exaggerated Baseball Career Claims Reporting in 2024 detailed how Newsom had consistently inflated his past baseball credentials, giving the impression he was a more accomplished college player than former coaches and teammates recalled.
• Worsening Homelessness Crisis Despite billions of dollars in state spending on related programs, California's homelessness crisis has worsened under Newsom's leadership, with the state accounting for a third of the nation's homeless population.
• High Cost of Living and Taxes Critics point to California's status as the state with the highest cost of living and gas taxes in the U.S. as a result of Newsom's policies, arguing these factors drive residents and businesses out of state.
• Energy and Insurance Crises Newsom's "Green New Deal" policies have been blamed for energy shortages, high utility rates, and an insurance crisis where major insurers have ceased or paused coverage in high-risk areas due to wildfire risk and state regulations.
• Undermining Election Integrity (Allegation) Political opponents have accused Newsom of undermining election integrity through various policies, such as refusing to clean voter rolls and successfully petitioning the state Supreme Court to block a taxpayer protection initiative from a public vote

Prop 50 passed. And just like that, California gave up the last shred of democratic balance in the name of “equity.”

In this episode, Mikey goes scorched-earth on Gavin Newsom’s latest power grab, the brain-dead emotional voters who fell for it, and the national gerrymandering war this just triggered. It’s not just a California problem anymore — it’s a blueprint for one-party rule everywhere.

If you’re wondering why California feels hopeless, why common sense is gone, and why no one seems to care — this episode is your wake-up call.

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🗳️ Talk to your family. Talk to your friends. Wake people up.
⚠️ And if you live in a red state — this is your warning: fight back now.
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In 2017, it was ‘Oumuamua. Now it’s 3I/ATLAS — and Harvard’s top astrophysicist says there’s a 40% chance this thing isn’t natural. It’s venting industrial nickel, firing jets in the wrong direction, and conveniently hiding behind the Sun. Is it alien tech? Or the setup for Project Blue Beam?

🛸 We break it all down — the facts, the theories, the psy-op playbook — and what happens if this object steers.

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You mailed in your ballot, felt good, maybe even posted a “Look at me, I care about democracy” selfie. Cute.
Meanwhile, your vote went on a sketchy road trip through a bureaucracy powered by part-time temps and grandmas with Werther’s breath 👵🍬

This week, I’ll show you the actual process of mail-in voting… and spoiler alert: it’s trash 🗑️

From signature scanning failures to “ballot duplication,” it’s a mess.
Your ballot gets passed around more than a joint at a Snoop Dogg concert 🚬💨
It’s not a conspiracy. It’s how it works.

🔍 Inside this episode:

• 🧓 A 20-year California election worker breaks the silence

• ❌ Why Prop 50 is a straight-up scam (vote NO, obviously)

• 📩 Mail-in voting = bad. In-person voting = still kinda sucks, but less bad

• 🗳️ Arnold Schwarzenegger’s plan to save democracy isn’t even that dumb

• 🇺🇸 Why we need a national voting holiday—and not just an hour off if your boss feels generous

⚠️ This is your final warning: Vote in person if you give a damn about your vote being counted the way you filled it out.

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Prop 50 is nothing but a shiny distraction wrapped in a scam.

Newsom and his Sacramento cult are trying to rewrite California’s voting maps mid-decade so they can cling to power... and they’re calling it “fairness.”

This isn’t reform. It’s political fraud.

In this episode:

🗺️ How redistricting actually works

🧠 Why gerrymandering is legalized cheating

💩 The real scandals behind Prop 50

👞 And why Gavin’s $900 shoes are trampling democracy

If you think elections should be fair, you need to hear this before you vote.

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Vote NO on Prop 50 — before Gavin Newsom redraws you out of existence.

Johnson & Johnson called Tylenol “trusted for generations” while their own scientists flagged safety signals linking prenatal acetaminophen to autism and ADHD as far back as 2008. Internal emails show J&J panicking over studies they “somehow missed,” spinning off Tylenol into Kenvue to dodge liability, and gaslighting critics while the FDA quietly updates warning labels. In this no‑BS episode, Mikey takes a blowtorch to the cover‑up, the lawsuits, and the pregnant “rebels” dosing themselves out of political spite.

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Late night used to be funny. Now it’s just political karaoke with worse ratings than this podcast.

Jimmy Kimmel didn’t get canceled. He got suspended for being a liability — not just for using Charlie Kirk’s murder to take a swing at Trump, but because nobody gives a shit about his show anymore.

In this episode, I dig into:

• Why Kimmel was always the weakest late-night link

• His long history of sleaze, hypocrisy, and blackface

• The FCC, Disney, and why advertisers bailed

• The real freedom of speech debate

• And the blue-check tears flooding the internet over a guy who should’ve been gone years ago

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Charlie Kirk is dead. Murdered on a college campus in broad daylight — for talking. Not for passing laws, not for starting wars, not for leading a mob. He got a bullet in the neck because somebody didn’t like his words.

And the internet? Half of them celebrated. “Good.” “He deserved it.” “Karma.” If that’s your reaction, you’re not anti-hate. You are hate. You’re the sickness.

This episode isn’t a tribute. It’s a warning. Because when the “moderate right” gets assassinated, the buffer is gone. The center is radicalized. Free speech is on life support. And the country just crossed a line we can’t walk back from.

I’m breaking it all down:

• Why Kirk wasn’t the monster the media sold you

• How celebrating his death proves how broken we are

• Why free speech matters especially when you hate it

• And what happens next now that words get you killed

This isn’t politics anymore. This is derangement. This is bullets instead of debates. This is the war starting in real time.

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This wasn’t a bougie beach vacation. This was Cleveland. This was real. And this might’ve been the best trip of my entire f*cking life.

I’m talking:

🍕 Family parties

📚 A haunted bookstore (feat. my ex)

🥪 The best corned beef in the country

📸 A chaotic Cleveland photo tour

🌩️ A thunderstorm I literally asked the universe for

👮‍♂️ A cop who legit hunted me down

🍦 And a tear-jerking ice cream sendoff with my son

This one’s emotional. It’s funny. It’s personal.And it’s exactly what I needed—whether I knew it or not.

Get in the car, crack a window, and let's ride.

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