The Morning Mess On-Demand

The man with the biggest sweater vest collection this side of the great lakes... Jason Smorol from the Syracuse Chiefs was with us to talk opening day for the Majors and opening day at NBT Bank Stadium in 2 weeks.  And as always, we had too much fun with "Smorol".

We test Marty's "Urban Dictionary" knowledge every week.  He thinks he's "hip" and not close to needing a replacement hip... today our Intern Monty gave him a lesson in how times change!  lol

It happens... all... of...the...time.  People are constantly screwing something up and running over themselves...

Rob O'Connor from Syracuse Stadiumcross was in the studio, we had some good laughs about Marty's racing antics and Shannon likes "Whoops and berms"

Find out with Marty... as we test his Urban Dictionary knowledge!

We both have kids, so we actually do like the little tots!  LOL.  And, I'm sorry, but there's nothing cuter than a little kid's voice... and this little 2 year old talking about leprechauns stealing her binky is about as adorable as it gets!

Family Cloth.  What is it?  Why, it's washable toilet paper.  Yep, some peeps, to save money and the earth, have begun using squares of flannel that they wash and use over and over to do their personal wiping.  So... yeah, the cloth that dad used after chili last week could be the same one you use today!  Are you grossed out?

Colin Quinn gave us a call this morning.  He's coming to Syracuse next week to perform at the Westcott Theater.  We're not sure Colin knew how to take us LOL.  It's been 20 years since we first saw him on SNL and this dude is still cracking us up!

Tampons... bras... makeup... what's the most awkward thing you've ever had to buy for someone else?  Marty still is too embarrassed to buy a box of tampons!

OK... we love to see them, we don't want one ourselves! LOL... how's your urban dictionary?  Check in Monday mornings at 730 to see what's new in the world of "verbage" and if you know your urban dictionary better than Marty does!