Our Messers like to challenge us and each other... a lot of fun competition!  And... they're all pretty talented in the kitchen.  Last year Gordon Wood was dead last... Tattoo John was first and Marty was 2nd... Will the results be different this year?

So... is it being naked that makes someone dumb, or do they get naked BECAUSE they are dumb?  Because we get a lot of naked dumb criminals....

We've been counting down the days until the grand opening of our first CNY Chick-fil-A... we've been begging for one for YEARS!!!  This morning we were live from Cicero's new Chick-fil-A as the first 100 were picked and the grand opening festivities began!  It officially opens to the public tomorrow morning... so you can enjoy your first chicken and biscuit tomorrow!!!

These boys grew up in B'Ville... Now [Council](http://www.councilband.com/)'s got a song featured in the Winter Olympics (From Rust to Gold).  They hung out with the Morning Mess this morning!

Want to enter our Morning Messer Chili Cook Off?  It's next Friday 2-23 at 8am at the station.  Bragging rights and a sweet trophy for the winner.  Email [email protected] your chili recipe and we'll pick one more entry for the contest!

Red Hot Chili... Pipers?  Don't make that mistake!  LOL.   Some dude in the UK thought he scored tix to his girl's favorite band... gotta read well, or else you end up at at Bagpipe concert instead of rocking out to Flea and Anthony!

Advice for the poor soul dating your ex?  A woman removed from a flight from JFK to Syracuse after losing her cool big time... Love the game Uno?  What's next?  Dos?  YEOP

Best songs for getting in the mood?  WORST songs for getting in the mood?  How about a lawsuit over ranch dressing on the floor?  A chance to fly away to Florida?  We had it all this morning on the Morning Mess

Tomorrow is Mardi Gras!  Try convincing Marty it's NOT pronounced Marty Graw...

What are SHRAMPS?

How'd we do at Sled for Red?

These questions and more - in today's podcast!

Sled for Red is TOMORROW!!!  We're going for the fastest cardboard sled and we aren't taking 2nd place for an answer LOL.  We talked CNY Brewfest, had a surprise visit from Farmer Scott and Joey Walker ruined the fun (note to self- JW doesn't like to play games), and we talked about 2 of our favorite things... Pizza and Bagels...