The Morning Stream

I have an ace up my sleeve! I have biker's crotch! That rocket guy finally did it! Jesus held up a pizza hut. I want my 30 cheeseburgers! See, told ya he was real. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Avengers has a BIG problem. I'll take a cheeseburger for the horse. I thought you was a dog! T-Rex catches fire! Oh well, guess we gotta go to porn hub. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Arbys done took my money! Brian gives you just the tip! Wrong sandwich! We all have drugs! That's a lot of crickets! Time Travel is real! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

How many hot wings can you eat in one sitting. Your DNA sucks so get out of my apartment. Don't use bees for that! Get the sandwich right, losers! That's a whole lot of florida man in one story! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

How many flakes can I have? Are we scary lookin? There was NOT an orgy. Something nasty on that beach. When Burger King comes to you. Those oils jack up your boobs. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Well that was a weird weekend. Hmmm, fresh puppy. Mr Tabasco is ugly! Ikea is gross! You can't catch Pokemon with a tire iron! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Old dog, new tricks! No more Chipotle for me! Reddit lets you get away with it. Aliens are probably hacking us right now. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Should not eat this late. Can't drive....any speed. United does it yet again! You are drinking plastic! Hmmm...Oates. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Let's all join the space force! Hey there, dr feelgood. I feel like punching United. Do you have a license for that? Give me all the oatmeal and condoms you got. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I really don't want this egg. Someone stop the beeping! You smashed my fiddle! Hmmmm...old Colorado cereal. Drug the kids, work the abs. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.