The Morning Stream

You didn't throw away your....shot. Turns out I am actually a leg man! Don't use a severed leg for a pillow. Russell Crowe is clearing it all out. Costco has you covered for end times. This guy doth protest WAY too much. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Naked guy followup! 7 years for Shkreli! Take down your ten hours of static. Oh yeah, well here's some pee! Dangerfield's bottle of sweat gets no respect. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Everyone has a grumpy cat. Coke wants you to chill out in Japan. The Bully Bus! Amazon Echo's are laughing at you for no reason. Don't keep driving your stolen car. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I made food and it was ok. Dear Lawyers, here's a boob! Eating boogs is good for you! Dad punishment is the best punishment. Shaq says happy birthday with phat stacks of cash! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Saw it, and now I can't unsee it. Always farm together. Ben has a record, and Jerry must be embarrassed. Big Cheese has no cheese! The Dictionary gets dumber every day. Naked and flyin! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Oscar came in here and left a stain! Just one more Big Mac! You're gonna love this lady, Brian. I am my own twin! The Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Oh look who's back! What will Oscar do for you? Gotta get some dank Jeff Sesh. Your condoms are too small. There's a Jason in the lake! Frozen with nudity! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Taco Tuesday! How much do I really know about Hearthstone? Chopped Cat is gross! United passenger get out of the plane! The pope hires a bunch of new exorcists! Elevator pee equals karma. What is this place? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Are the olympics over already? I literally tattooed everything. Simpsons did it! Vegas says leave your pot here. The cat is in the disposall! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Spontaneously intolerant! It would be better if I was. Don't joke about me! Pics and it did happen! From Barbie to toilets! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.