The Morning Stream

The books of my teens. No more funeral strippers! Let me just dry my underwear. Two kids, one ticket. Then I will just have to TAKE the camera. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

We're all soldiers now. Canada has a hum problem. How fast can you drink your ketchup? Watch out for the invisible walls! Man, yer goat is high. Making things with bill! Jury duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Brian is now a baked bean. Why does this thing do that? Goats love drugs! Wakanda is not real! KFC ran out of chicken! Something weird with those cookies. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

We have a full report from inside the closet. Who sat on the pledge?? You should not be in the xray machine, lady. Get free pizza for a year...at a price. Nothing going on with the naked guy. Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Time Traveling is fun! Elk vs Helicopter! The man from 2030! How were the Chilli Pipers? Sorry I'm late, now give me my gold. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

The plague is here. A nice warm splash to start your day. Die with convenience. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Canada lady is so nice it almost hurts. Please don't smear mayo on my car. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Taco Tuesday every day. Would Jesus leave a tip? Virgin with a baby! Crypto scammers take off! Oxford adds some seriously dumb words to the dictionary. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I heard you found my bottle! Rectum, damn near killed em. The door done falled off! Flushing your emotions. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

About all that cat licking. That tiger is fake! Don't wax my kid's eyebrows! Dogs on pony equals end times. Geese will get us one way or another. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

2 times was not the charm. That flat earth guy went nowhere again. How much for the engagement burger? Go to the Super Bowl, get robbed. I offer up these eyeballs for a sacrifice. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.