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Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito. General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill. 

Guess Weirder

Banksy Revealed

Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location

Get ready for Speed Friending

Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans

Bigfoot Sighting...was it Mike?

Food Deliver Robot near hit-n-run

Get ready for Dunesday

The Bone Collector Caterpillar

Air Taxi or UAP?

A Spider that's both Male & Female

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chinese Martial Arts Robots Revisited

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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss: 

Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News.

Guess Weirder

What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags?

New Guinness World Record for Teeth.

UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALLY true...even though Mike is now a Science Sucker.

Update on the New Jersey Drone Scare...kinda.

A new song about Michael as the Ginger Gangstah

Sports News

Mark quiz's Mike on a certain form of Madness happening in March.

Beyond The Pale

Mike examples of us existing with the Simulation Theory...although many of these examples seem explainable.

Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

Mark breaks down some unbelievable bets...that are sometimes believable.

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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:

Guess Weirder

Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself!

CAR FIGHTS!!

Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage

Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint)

Beyond The Pale

Mike goes back to the oooool' GNOME STORY well.

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

It's a trip down (short term) memory lane! Apparently, this show has previous episodes!?

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Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about:

Guess What

NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT!

Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT?

Jam our after death!

Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself

Even Weirder

Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird sh*t in your brain

An accused killer goes to WILD LENGTHS to avoid a trial

Scientists are making abominations against God again

An Indian village where it rains rocks every day

Beyond The Pale

Mike talks about some WASCALLY WABBIT cryptids!

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

The boys play a game of REAL OR FAKE ANIME!

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Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about:

Guess Weirder

"Smart" Underwear is counting your farts!

Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent children

A new metal album is coming. You'll never guess the artist.

Beyond The Pale

We talk alien abductions...but they aren't taking their victims to space. They're taking them UNDERWATER.

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

It's a game of REAL OR FAKE OLYMPIC SPORTS, and it's REALLY HARD DUDE.

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Guess Weirder

Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift

And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource

Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing)

Beyond The Pale

Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS!

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It's EFFIN GULF, and the subject is ACTOR CREDITS...something Zack is weirdly in tune with...

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It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss:

Guess What

Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026

Lawngerie

Big Guys run at each other because...sports!

Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related

Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver'

Even Weirder

A beer with an INSANE alcohol content 

A barber who's just doin' sh*t

Danny DeVitoad

A UFO college course!

Michelangelo hid some Bigfeet in his painting!

Beyond The Pale

Mike shares stories of TERRIFYING SUMMER CAMPS. So, y'know...summer camps.

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

Mike gives Zack and Jer their FINAL EXAM on GEN Z vernacular.

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We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour.

We talk about:

Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel

Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties

You can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a woman

AI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT TIME it goes too far!

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It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff:

Guess What

PETA is doing some weird s**t again

Put giant legos on your feet, stupid!

The response to creepy AI porn made by incels

10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL.

Even Weirder

A never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you see little freaks!

The world economy braces for IMMINENT DISCLOSURE

More creepy AI s**t

Celebrities are being replaced with clones!

Some actually BELIEVABLE celebrity reincarnations

IT'S THE TRAILER FROM HE-MAN!

Beyond The Pale

We journal into the dark jungle of OUR OWN DISCORD to discover new and never before heard of cryptids!

Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

We take a walk down memory lane, only to realize we have no memories, and where we're going...we don't need...ROADS. Er, LANES.

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The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights.

Guess What

The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots!

A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God.

Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION.

Even Weirder

The odds of getting abducted, according to Canadians

A family claims they were cursed by a WANDERING MYSTIC

Another FOOD SIN

Potentially Shady conspiracy theorist death...

Beyond The Pale

It's tales of high strangeness from the 1800's! Mike's sources can be found here:

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

We play a DISGUSTING, FILTHY game of Real or Fake Movie! Bring gram gram into the room for this one!

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