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Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU.

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Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants.

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WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th. 

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Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty.

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Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about.

The scourge know as "Bicyclists."

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Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER.

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GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER CLUCKERS. It's the Neatcast's final SUPER-SIZED Thanksgiving episode before Christmas rants start! On today's clucking episode, we talk about:

Guess What

AI companies are tricking our oldest, most out of touch actors!

....But NOT Morgan Freeman!

A list of your favorite Thanksgiving movies! Yes, there's more than 0!

Even Weirder

We live in Hell.

We skipped the sixth sense and went straight to the seventh

For our sins, Dropcrocs are real.

New bee just dropped!

Cyclops kitten is born and he's a CUTIE-PIE

Beyond The Pale

We discuss the horror of the GOBBLESQUATCH. Yes it's REAL.

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

Which of these questions posed to the Butterball Hotline are real...and which are a CLUCKIN' LIE. 

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We're closing in on our Christmas rants, but until then, the Turkey Month run of full episodes continues WITH:

Guess What

Country Music's number one song on digital is completely made from AI! BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL!

Your Goopy Gift Guide

J-Law and Emma Stone teaming up with their biggest co-star yet!

Pray for the ones who have to cast Jessica Rabbit in this new movie

DRAMA ON THE RED CARPET! We're TMZ now

Even Weirder

Not convinced we live in hell? Check out this Spider Cave

Some nerds think they can prove the universe isn't a simulation

A family says their cursed by DIVORCE GOBLINS

What is this mysterious blurry cube??

Hot Griffins Caught on Film

Beyond The Pale

We talk the BEAST OF GEVAUDAN! My sources:

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

We play a game of IMPROV TED TALKS. We mostly end up yelling at each other about mayonnaise. 

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The boys are back again with a HOT FULL EPISODE, where we talk about...

Guess What

Guy accidentally gets all his co-worker's pay...is not very honest about it!

Can't put down your phone? PUMP THOSE MUSCLES INSTEAD.

Oreo's is committing war crimes again.

Even Weirder

Kangaroo flexes on all of us

What do YOU believe in??

Yet another UFO sighting

A Pocong attacks!

Beyond The Pale

It's all about BLOBS on this week's Beyond the Pale! Crawling blobs, floating blobs, we got it all! Mike's sources:

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Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

The boys play a game of POKEMON or MEDICATION. It's much harder than you think.

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