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The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things!

Guess What

A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there

The Consumer Electronic Show

Even Weirder

Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes!

Is VR the future...for PRISONS?

The future of sex dolls! (budget)

The future of sex dolls! (luxury)

Did that statue just FORTNITE DANCE?

Beyond The Pale

We talk about the Miracle at Fatima! Shared religious experience...or an early encounter with a UFO?

My sources:

Source 1

Source 2

Source 3

Source 4

Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

We play another round of the dating/matchmaker game! Special thanks to Leo Allen for the SEXY AS HELL theme music.

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First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026!

Guess What

Words certain people want to BANISH!

Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025

Real life Italian Job heist?

Even Weirder

Ozempic size meals

'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe?

Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS he is.

Humanoid Robot Games!

Brazilian Balloon...I mean, 'Flying Saucer'

Beyond The Pale

Mike talks about the Melon Heads. No, not fans of the obscure, one-hit wonder 90's band.

Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

What chat conspiracy theories that are bit more "grounded."

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Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas!

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New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap:

The word of the year is extremely fitting!

Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them!

Just the absolute WORST dudes, getting punched!

The worst Christmas gifts according to some ingrates! 

New UFO sighting!

Russians have mind controlled pigeons!

This freak married zombie children!

A frogman hops amongst us!

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By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready.

Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store.

Guess What!?
We find out how Jolly Leo, Kory and Zack actually are.

Also we figure out ways to fix the Hallmark Holiday Movie plot tropes.

Even Weirder
A Mushroom that lets you see tiny cartoon people.

12 of the Worlds Weirdest Holiday Traditions.

Beyond The Pale
A brand new Classic Kaiju Christmas Tale

Whatcha!
We play Two Goops and Lie. A list of items that may or may not be from Goop.com

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Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story. 

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Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)??? 

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In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular.

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In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head.

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DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON. 

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