Nikki is positive that Brian cannot guess the price of a bikini. Wearing brands is mostly co'uhl. Nikki is fascinated with the new documentary "Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion" on Netflix. The best thirst trap is one that doesn't show anything. Brian thinks that pay pigs would love Nikki; unbeknownst to him, she does have experience with one. Besties on OnlyFans respond with thoughtful messages. Nikki got the best bunion massage of her life in Australia from the Massage Guys at Melbourne Muscular Therapies. They even made a video of her experience! The break from spray tanning was nice while it lasted, but yes, Nikki is back on the wagon. In the Final Thought, Nikki shares a text message that Natash Leggero sent her in response to appearing on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast.

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Nikki is now in LA and closer to a very busy week. Her afternoon started with a fundraiser where she got to spend some quality time with Tiffany Haddish. If you had bad breath, would you bring it up to the person you're talking to, or pretend like it's not there? Is it classier to watch French adult films? What about having an OnlyFans, can people be successful without posting nudes? These are the important questions of the day. Nikki, Brian, and Noa talk about losing a high school friend to coolness, and why friends are important at the end of life. They cover women's basketball and how high the bar is set in comedy. In the Final Thought, we learn that Nikki doesn't like to look back at her work, but this time she's glad she did. And why it's important to always respond immediately to a sexy nude.

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Are only children messed up, or do they have an advantage? After spending time with family, Nikki plays house only if Taylor Swift is involved. After wishing for a plane crash, Nikki got a good scare from her 2-year-old nephew, who sees ghosts. Before a crazy week of TV taping, Nikki is about to leave the Pechanga Hotel and Casino. She recalls an earlier time in her career when she got to drive there with her comedy hero. In the Final Thought, Nikki makes a pledge to stop tanning, though it might not last.

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Conversations with everyone’s favorite Uncle Lil Duval, features casual and in-depth talks about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness amongst new and old celebrity friends. Unlike his work on stage, Uncle Duval taps into a more serious and sensitive side to give life advice, answer any question his guests may have and simply offer words of encouragement and a reminder to never forget to laugh. Welcome to Conversations with Unc, hosted by Comedian Lil Duval.

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Nikki and Brian discuss the new series "3 Body Problem." Nikki has been engrossed in the documentary "Tom vs Time" and has become an expert on Tom Brady. The Fboy spinoff "Lovers & Liars" is now available on the CW App. Nikki and Brian share stories from the set and about the contestants. Nikki mentions a scene from "Tom vs Time" where she noticed signs of trouble in Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's relationship. In the Final Thought, they discuss the end of relationships and some exciting upcoming tour dates on Nikki's schedule.

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Nikki's dad, EJ, is in the studio. Nikki is not a fan of April Fool's pranks, although her Girl's chat did have a good one. Recently, Nikki lent her expertise to help Anya promote her music, yet she finds herself stumped when it comes to brainstorming marketing ideas for her own endeavors. They take a look at Nikki's IG explore page. Brian helps Nikki come up with a new password to prevent a data breach. Nikki is very much into correcting her 'pelvic tilt'. She has been on a Tom Brady TB12 kick, obsessed with a Noah Kahan song, and wants recommendations for a 1975 playlist. In the Final Thought, EJ shares a story about meeting Ringo Starr. Nikki is reminded of meet and greet pet peeves, and Brian comes in with a solution called the 'Creep Captcha'.

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Nikki had a loaded day of therapy that ended in a bawling session. The last time Brian cried was when he watched America's Got Talent. Nikki surprises everyone by unveiling a unique talent that ties her closely to airplanes. Do you have "Lovers and Liars" on CW marked on your calendar for April 11th? Nikki goes through a Reddit post from a 72-year-old who offers life hacks. Over the weekend, Nikki learned a life lesson about performing in front of family and friends. They discuss the deadly sins, and in the Final Thought, they explore how kids can be mean and why ideas need to be nurtured.

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It's a little bit surprising that Brian has custom hello tones for different people. Nikki has her version of goodbyes called the Glaser Exit. It's perfect for people who want to dodge an emotional interaction. The latest Max series, "Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV," has Nikki's blood boiling. Over the weekend, Nikki had one of the worst moments of her career at a red carpet event for The Mark Twain Prize honoring Kevin Hart. In the Final Thought, Brian is shocked to learn the story of Nikki fainting on stage early in her career. And everyone agrees on natural talent.

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Nikki doesn't have to wait for a balcony accident to shed tears to her own tunes.  She felt consoled by advice Jeff Tweedy shares in his book. Brian and Nikki answer what's ironic and when they love riffing on stage. Brian shares his theory on "grey aliens" and abductions. Nikki is fascinated by communities around people who believe they are being "gang stalked". Nikki and Brian have some more pet peeves to share about airlines. They even have an idea how to make air travel worse! Brian and Noa try to guess which classic comedy Nikki only watched recently. This leads to Nikki's review of the Holdovers and what the best movie of all time is.

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Nikki ropes Julie into the show for good reason. Imagine if podcasts didn't exist? What would comedians do? Noa and Brian try to explain the new bill that would ban TikTok. Julie thought she was an Enneagram 3 all week when she is really a 1. Nikki tells an anecdote about her dad not finding his favorite dish on a menu. Julie breaks it to Nikki that her dad is about to upset the whole neighborhood. Nikki is on a mission to get her parents in shape and has been shopping around town for a new gym. They talk about the difference between limerence and manifestation. Nikki loves to perform at the Hard Rock, but Brian doesn't because his gambling problem might be affecting his heart health. In the Final Thought, Nikki explains why she is loving life lately.

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