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Happy Holidays, Folks!  No, they're not over until we say they're over.  We here at the Burger love to drag out the festivities and what better way than to pump out a jolly old episode?!  Francis, Michael, and Oko spend the first thirty minutes talking goofier than the Goof Troop and then Francis gets into a very wild story involving his annual Christmas tree-cutting extravaganza.  So, won't you join us for one last lovable ride from the sleigh of silliness straight down your chimney and into your ears?  Happy New Year and here's to more giggles in 2023!  Love you all.  

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Well, we just woke up from hibernation, folks!  Just in time for winter.  Welcome back to The Burger and welcome back to some good old-fashioned hilarity.  In yet another "comeback" episode we're treated with a theme of love.  Francis, Timmy, and Michael dive into the trainwreck that is the network television show 'Love Is Blind'.  From there the trio rolls into Michael's most recent experiences of dipping his toes back into the dating pool via dating apps.  Wowsers!  This one's packed with all the giggles your heart can handle.  Let's get back to having some fun!  Love you.

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Back-to-back weeks, Folks!  Francis, Michael, and Oko get downright dirty in today's episode.  Francis recounts some fabulous tales while riding on America's open roads in an Uber all while realizing how many nut jobs there truly are out there.  Oko takes it up a notch with a "you've got to hear it to believe" story involving a female towtruck driver.  The wheels on this bus of Nonsense are going round and round all the live long day for you lovely people.  Let's have some fun!  Love you. 

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Annnnd we're BACK, Folks!  We're just over here looking to break records for the longest stint between the 99th and 100th episodes.  Today Francis, Timmy, and Michael spin up some fun adventures of Indiana Bones!  After that, it's a smattering of what it's like to live in a tourist town, the excitement of Lent, Steak and BJ Day, and other meaningless holidays; all while we wonder if we'll ever learn how to drink responsibly.  It feels good to be flippin' these Burgers again!  Let's have a ball together!  Love you.

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Whoo!  The gang is marking their calendars for a renaissance festival!  None of us have been but by golly do we have some great ideas for when we get there.  Staying silly as ever.  Grab a turkey leg and let's start jousting.  Love you.

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Hey there strangers!  We're swooping in with our 97th episode dating all the way back to stories surrounding the Super Bowl.  Yes, it happened months ago but it's been about that long since our last episode went out.  Fear not!  Timmy fills us in on his experience as the Bengals' mascot which of course leads to the rest of the gang wondering what it would be like to make love in one of those suits.  Are you ready to rumble?  We sure are!  Welcome back.  Love you.

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Happy Birthday to us!  The Burger just turned two years old, Folks!  To celebrate, Timmy and Francis sit down to chat about cologne and the douche canoes that put too much on.  Cool Water, anyone?  We also talk about other pleasant smells with an episode wrap all about more poor decisions on motorized toys.  Let's all celebrate together!  Love you.

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Wow!  We're back and we almost cover all the nouns in today's episode title.  Francis and Timmy rip through braided belts, chain wallets, DC shoes, fanny packs, and the makings of another t-shirt idea that may or may not ever come to fruition.  Glad to be flipping some more Nonsense on the grill.  Here we go.  Love you.

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You've gotta love your parents if for no other reason than the facts Timmy and Francis layout in today's Side of Fries.  Obsessing over raking leaves, snow blowing, struggling with phone conversations, and unnecessary trips to the hardware store.  We're slowly losing a lost art, Folks!  Let's enjoy the beautiful people that raised us right....for the most part.  Here's to the moms and dads providing us with endless amounts of entertainment.  Get in here.  Love you.

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Hola, mis amigos!  We're back with another rip-roaring doozy of a fun time!  Francis entertains Timmy with tales from a friend's bachelor party down on the Baja California Peninsula of Mexico.  Adventures that range from semi-professional women volleyball players whipping their asses, eating live bait on a deep-sea fishing excursion, and carnivals in the middle of nowhere.  Also known as the right way to visit our neighbors to the south.  Timmy then wheels around and complains about the very commercialized side of a Mexican vacation.  All you can drink with people you learn to hate?  Hard pass.  We also craft into existence The Blubbery V.  Gotta listen to understand.  Let's go!  Love you.