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Two for one!  Welcome to a nuthouse Friday, Folks!  Today's Fries include Timmy and Francis darting all over the board.  We talk about Captain Planet being the most useless superhero, Snapple cap writers, and why on earth people would ever want to leave the beach with a full cooler present.  Come have some fun.  Love you.

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Merry Friday, Folks!  Don't worry.  The title might contain a naughty word but we hardly speak of it.  Instead, Michael, Oko, and Francis pull off the Burger's second unedited episode.  It's chock full of goodies.  Disappointing your kids with toots, diaper stories, sexual healing, and Travis Pastrami.  No clue?  No worries.  Get in here.

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And we're back!  Now, what better way is there to talk about all the glories of the holiday gauntlet than by discussing them immediately after they've happened?!  That's right, today Timmy and Francis pick apart all of those "fun" family experiences during the most wonderful time of the year.  We do you Folks one better though:  how can you dodge some of the menial tasks bestowed upon you when those holidays come along?  We'll tell ya.  From curiously long deep-frying sessions to using the opportunities presented to you which allow you to avoid family altogether!  We know the cheerful turning over of another calendar just happened but why not reminisce on some of the fun we had kicking 2021 to the curb!  Oh, and you've GOT to tune in to find out what a Turkey Tug is....Love you.

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Happy post-holiday Friday!  Tossin' a quick Side of Fries at ya today with Timmy and Francis kickstarting a conversation highlighting all the fun experiences we might have during the holiday gauntlet.  From Halloween straight on through to the New Year, we've got some goofy observations for you.  Today we start our stories right before Thanksgiving with the next few episodes plowing through the rest of the celebration.  Classic movie re-runs, dive bars in the middle of nowhere, and a tasteless joke to get it all rolling!  Welcome to 2022.  Welcome BACK to the Burger.  Love you!

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Hey there, Folks!  Here's to wishing you all a happy and healthy New Year along with the gang's 91st episode of silly, sloppy Nonsense!  Today's episode wraps our three-part series on our "love" for all things corporate.  Timmy, Michael, and Francis harp on the virtual meeting phenomenon which crescendos with an impromptu nude stroll across the screen during a meeting.  Yikes.  It's been another fun-filled year and we hope to keep pumping out one hit after another for all you delightful little hooligans.  Rip through this show and then go enjoy watching the ball drop....on your chin.  Love you!

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Greetings all you Fine Folks!  We're back yet again for what we're dubbing our second installment to corporate America's most obnoxious activities!  Last week was the PowerPoint; this week we're tackling another one of our worst nightmares:  the meeting.  Settle in or saddle up with Francis, Michael, and Timmy as they harp on work meetings.  Pre-meetings, post-meetings, rescheduled meetings!  It's all a hoot any way ya slice it!  Let's go.  Love you.

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Hey Kids!  Let's go ahead and call this Part One of a three-part series on office shenanigans.  Today's episode features one of life's silly creations that has given us all less purpose on this planet:  PowerPoint.  What a damn useless tool.  Care to question your existence or why Ned felt the need to put all that mumbo jumbo on 35 separate slides?  We HATE PowerPoint and we know you do, too.  Let's make fun of it together!  Love you.

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Mahalo, Folks!  So sorry for the delayed delivery of our newest episode.  Francis was struggling through a kitchen remodel (not really noteworthy) but more importantly, Oko became a father for the first time (he thinks)!  Congrats to our long-standing co-host and a dear friend.  He's denied trying breast milk straight from the tap but we all know he went under the blanket.  Today you've got Michael and Francis ripping through a Friday Side of Fries discussing mildly hot food, personal reactions to stupid people, substituting the word 'right' from our vocabulary, and riding penny ponies at the grocery store!  Wooee!  Welcome back.  We love you little dried-up boogers under the passenger seat of the car where your wife leaves her picked victims....

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Hey-O!  Instead of wondering how all those animal pairs got onto one boat, we inquired as to what it might be like having some of our favorite animals' capabilities.  Birds; ever wonder what it'd be like to fly or crap on someone from the sky?  Would your life change if you could lick your own twig n' berries?  Whale sex?  Yes, we discuss it.  Dr. Dolittle's got nothing on this conversation.  Let's go!  Love you.

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Hey-O!  Welcome to Friday and welcome to the Burger's first "live" episode!  That's right, folks!  There was no editing, no polishing, no removal of content; we just hit record and let Fantasia's brooms DANCE!  Michael, Timmy, and Francis got kooky talking about what it might be like to have a life-sponsored DJ.  Get on in here to experience the joys of laughter.  Love you!