The Nonsense Burger

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Wowsers!  We've got a cooker for all you Fine Folks, today!  Francis and Oko trade a pair of diabolical stories you have to hear to believe.  Francis has a run-in with two people wearing fedoras that also own two pet turtles.  Keep going?  You bet.  Oko follows that up nicely with a "shitty" mishap while getting his car serviced at a dealership.  Let's just say he'll be washing his hands every five minutes for the next year or so.  Buckle up beauties!  This one is a flat-out doozy.  Love you.

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Heyo!  The title should say it all, Folks.  We burst through the door talking about those juicy little whiteheads hiding on your ham hocks.  Not to be outdone, a story about a mysterious oozing mark on the back.  What?  Moving on.  Today you have Francis and Michael sifting through an entertaining list of office nicknames!  It's always silly with the Nonsense Burger, so bring 'er on in here!  We love you.

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The Boys are back in town, ladies and gentlemen!  In today's episode, Francis gives Timmy the rundown on a three-concert bender he recently experienced.  Country, bluegrass, and rock.  The music was thumping and the people-watching was superb.  Then, Timmy had to counter with an unexpected box seat show to see the one and only Michael Buble!  Hope you brought some corn for poppin' (queue lame Christmas music joke).  Jump on in and listen while we take you from the nosebleeds down to the front of the stage.  Don't forget your hula hoop and enough cash for those $20 beers!  Let's turn the dial up to 11.  Love you!

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Greetings, Folks!  Hope you have your toolbelt handy for today's episode because we're in need of someone who knows their way around a project.  Timmy and Francis stumble their way through one procrastinating DIY project after another and believe they've learned a valuable lesson along the way:  pay someone who knows what they're doing.  Closet fixes, sanding nightmares, electrocution, and plumbing.  Saddle up for a real-life Tool Time experience as the fellas aim to make you feel better about your own handyman skills.  Love you!

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Alrighty!  Today, you get a healthy dose of Michael and Francis to help you wash down all the Nonsense.  Francis may have stumbled upon the most magical tavern since Cheers, and boy oh boy it didn't disappoint.  Unique taglines, psychic bartenders, smoking, and shenanigans.  Saddle up your earbuds and relive an experience almost as mysterious as Fantasia.  Dancing brooms were not involved but I wouldn't have been surprised if they showed up at this bar with all the other free-wheelin' patrons we shared beers with.  Cheers to the Anchor Inn and cheers to you all!  Love you.

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Heyo!  Michael joins the intro for a quick joke and then Timmy and Francis go bonkers.  The pair dive right into the proper mechanics whilst group grocery shopping and how glorious an early morning or late night solo shop is preferred.  From there, we shed a little light on the secrets to making family vacations a bit more bearable.  Lastly, the two discuss their puzzlement with....well....puzzles.  Why?  You're about to find out when you dive into this gem.  Enjoy!  Love you lots.

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Merry Friday, Folks!  Timmy and Francis are guiding you into your weekend with a little Side of Fries!  This is a bit of bonus material from our Cookie Dad episode where Timmy explains to us the dark side of the "Head Cookie Mom" and how these damn cookies could have been a front for something much more sinister.  Just pullin' your leg!  We just get a little goofy with something we all love and adore....cookies.  Love you!

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Greetings, Folks!  Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?  Not when the kid's parents are crawling up your ass questioning your morals and reasoning for saying 'no' to such a "sweet" little kid.  Screw that.  Today the gang debates all questionable tactics rolled out just to pile up a solid sales track record....all for some mediocre cookies.  Choose one name for your cookies.   Choose to give more of the proceeds back to the girls.  Choose to listen to The Burger.  Sew another patch onto our sash or silliness!!  Love you all.

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Holy Mary Mother of God, we did it!  Episode 100 has officially hit the shelves and we couldn't think of a more opportune time to bring back Earl Sherman!  That's right, folks.  Earl's back with Francis and their conversation sounds like two immature kids sharing stories in a tree fort.  Not only that, but we managed to rope in Francis's sister and Earl's wife:  Renee Sherman!  We talk about swapping anatomy, Chuck E Cheese, naked parents, and Shoe Carnival.  It's been quite a drawn-out three years but we're glad you're still with us and we're happy as hell to see the 100th show come to life!  Here's to another 100 in less than a decade!  Woohoo!  We love you little gophers.