The Nonsense Burger

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Hey there, Folks!  We're back and careening down the runway!  Today's episode features the whole gang of silly gooses and a plethora of Nonsense.  Oko rails on purchasing furniture for a new home and the rest of the boys pile on.  From there we get into more DIY projects and why we fail at most of them.  To wrap things up we get flat out kooky talking about memory loss (is it selective?) and how bad at listening we all are.  It's hot!  We're back!  And the Nonsense is piled high.  Get on in here!  Cherish you.

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The small hiatus is over!  Welcome back to the Burger with another pipin' hot Side of Fries!  The entire gang spends a quick moment reflecting on sod installation, washer and dryer salespeople, a man's ineptitude when it comes to all things DIY, and an unplanned electrocution.   We're laughing and we're having a good time.  Join us!  Love you.

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Greetings!  The calendar claims that today is Friday!  How about that?!  Your Side of Fries tackles the conundrum of sleeping in hotels....motels....and Holiday Inns.  Unfortunately, Ludacris couldn't fill our guest spot on the show, mostly because he WASN'T INVITED.  Dirty sheets, dirty showers, dirty couches; it's all filthy.  Download the ep, listen in, laugh, and then go enjoy what should shape up to be a lovely holiday weekend!!  We love you.

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Merry Friday, Folks!  We've got a steamer for ya today!  The gang harps on realtors in this week's version of a Side of Fries.  Burying saints in backyards, baking delish dishes in the oven prior to a showing, and who can ignore those beautiful realtor sign portraits?!  It's all fun and it's all Nonsense.  Dive in and enjoy!  Love you.

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Hey-O!  Pop in that Loverboy cassette tape and crank it to 10 because you all worked like dogs for the weekend and here we are!  Our pal Oko made his first home purchase in what could only be described as the worst possible buyers market known to man.  Let's all celebrate his successes in pulling on his big boy pants with a fresh episode!  If the hints weren't enough, we're talking real estate today, Folks.  We have a ball and we want you to join in on the fun!  Soak your bones in the Nonsense of the Burger.  Here we go!

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Whooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee!  What did Montell Jordan tell us all?  It's Friday night and I'm feelin' alright?  Well, tonight the party's not on the westside....it's right here at the Burger.  The gang makes a valiant attempt at complimenting their female counterparts and you can only imagine how well that goes off.  Light those firecrackers and let's have a block party!  Merry weekend, all!  Love you.

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Hey Folks!  Here's a late-night snack for your Saturday evening!  Michael invents a new word that's worth every damn penny.  Sound it out and come to the same conclusion the group did....we talk giggle toots.  We talk the cry of a trapped turd.  That's right!  We're talking starfish solos!  Come on in and fill your Nonsense jar with more nonsense!  Ever wonder how many beats per second happen when a fart sneaks past your buttcheeks?  We sure do.  Answers await.  Let's go!

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Favorite ball sports in our favorite movies!  Teen wolf, Major League, Air Bud (NO), and many many more!  Grab some peanuts, cracker jacks, and accept the fact that you're never coming back from all this NONSENSE!  Merry Friday kiddos!

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Friday's Fries are here!  Keep today's meal relatively healthy with a tossed salad!  You are correct if you've assumed that today's little nugget tackles the art of chewing balloon knots.  Make the weekend special and start it off with some Nonsense!  Love you.

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We find out that Oko watches an obscene amount of garbage television shows!  It would only make sense that we chat about it.  Along the way, Michael manages to tuck in a story about euthanizing pets and the horrible world of Yelp reviews.  Funnybones are tickled as per usual!  Get on in here!  We adore you all.