The Nonsense Burger

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Welcome back, yet again!  We had some leftovers from episode 72 we decided to toss in the microwave, heat up, and devour here on our 75th installment of The Burger!  The main topic of conversation centers around pet accessorizing and smacking a cat in the head with a hammer you find at the hardware store.  Why?  Because we love you.  B-U-R-G-E-R.  Eat some.  Love you!

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Francis edited this Side of Fries drunk.  Enter at your own risk.  Do yourself a favor and enter....it's a blast.  Geriatric GUTS competitions, Howie Mandel being a piece of shit, and a call to resurrect Legends of the Hidden Temple.  Dammit, we love you Folks!  Here we go!

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Wow!  Hiya Folks!  Today, Oko sounds like he made the decision to record from inside a fish bowl, Michael apparently doesn't clean his ears out....EVER, and Francis interrupts the recording with a solid booger dig that would make a miner jealous.  Tighten the laces on your boots and let's get to work on harvesting some laughs!  We talk Q-Tips (clearly), other ways you can clean your ears (none of which Michael practices), post-grunge rock bands, and Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head....just teasing.  Here we go!!!!

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Who wants a balloon?!  Holy smokes, Folks!  Today's show has more laughs than a kid's birthday party has balloon animals.  Sure, we're talking clowns, but the Burger takes a twisted angle....Would you rather be killed by a clown or a mime?  What's with mimes anyway?  Has anyone ever wondered what it sounds like when a clown dies?  Francis and Timmy spend most of the show laughing which seems quite appropriate given the context of the subject.  You've got to hop into this rodeo barrel and experience the giggles with us!  Put on those red rubber noses and let loose!  Let the show begin!!!!

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Hey all you Fine Folks!  It's a big episode so we'll forego the lengthy novel here giving you the recap.  Just know that we're laughing over dogs, Timmy's late arrival, and what kind of shape you should leave someone's house in upon your departure.  Another doozy comin' at ya!

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WE.  DID.  IT.  Happy Birthday to The Burger, Folks!  One year ago today, we published our first episode!  It's exciting for you, exciting for us, and it's especially exciting for Michael J. Fox; our most adamant fan.  To say it's been a rollercoaster would be a lie.  We're just here dunking our heads into a barrel full of giggles.  We've enjoyed every minute and hope to hell you've found a laugh here, there, and everywhere along the way.  We truly appreciate everyone who's taken a minute to listen in and we would love you to stick it out for year two!  A quick breakdown for today's episode:  outdated Valentine's Day banter, the joys and pains of waiting in lines, and a heartfelt therapy session from our unqualified in-house therapist Michael Washington.  Dammit we love you Folks!!  Stick with us and stay lovely.  Here we go.

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Hey Folks!  Oko really DOES wear women's shoes!  He's a huge Julia Roberts fan.  That has nothing to do with his fetish but who cares!  On this not-so-special weekend edition, Oko has an unfortunate run-in with a bag of dog crap.  Michael has an even more hapless situation involving his four-year-old and poopy fingers.  Francis just laughs the entire time and we all hope you do, too!  So pop a cold one and enjoy a Saturday episode!  Adios.

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Annnnd your side of fries is ready Folks!  Oko stumbles through movie reviews and the gang discusses Creed vs Nickleback.  Why?  Why not!  It's the Burger and we're here for all your Nonsensical needs.  Enjoy the weekend and keep on enjoying the show.  Later gators!

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YAY!  You're getting double-teamed this week Folks!  This right here's our full ep for your listening pleasure.  She's chock full of debates on when it's OK to dress down in public.  We're talking sweatpants, juicy pants, flip-flops, and shame.  It's worth the listen and even better if you head on over to the website and submit your own thoughts on the matter.  What've ya got to lose!  Nada.  Love you.

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If you're receiving a Side of Fries than it must mean Friday's here!  Alrighty!  The gang relives bike accidents today.  Fun to talk about AFTER they've happened, but the hurt resurfaces as the memories unfold.  Jump on in and have a listen.  And while you're at it, imagine what we all might've looked like as we took our humbling tumbles.  Ah, you Folks are a delight!  We'll catch ya in there.  Later.