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Aloha, Folks!  Tonight we bring back the lost art of claymation!  Specifically speaking, that God awful show that aired on MTV:  Celebrity Deathmatch.  Ya know, back when people actually watched MTV.  60% of the gang (Francis, Timmy, and Michael) begin rifling off celebrities they'd like to see duke it out to their graves.  She's a short one but oh is she a sweet one.  So go ahead and set aside 25 minutes out of your day to immerse yourself in the Nonsense.  Hooray for fun!!

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Annnnd we're back!  How about 2021?!  Frankly, it matters not what year it is, for the Burger is here to provide.  Today the gang talks about flipping the script on New Year's resolutions and setting goals with BAD habits instead of good.  From there, we derail into dastardly fitness club stories, waterpark jobs, and good old-fashioned Nonsense.  Wash away those worries and immerse yourself in Episode 67!  Love you.

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That's right, Folks!  My original co-host makes one of his rare yet highly anticipated returns!  The Nonsensical Pair is back and causing more mischief than ever!  Francis and Earl talk all sorts of goofy gum-dropping hilarity.  Hot fruit?!  What is it and where does it come from?  The answer will be revealed on today's show.  Moreover, we discuss shitty commercials, putting together a movie consisting only of disappointing reactions from people waiting in lines, and all sorts of other shit.  Jump into the deep end and let's learn to swim together!  Exciting.

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They're short, they're sweet, and they're salty.  Chow down on another Side of Fries this week with the Nonsensical Gang as they each share a quick story about their dogs.  Bow wow wow yipee-o yipee-ay!  Have yourselves a merry little weekend!  

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New Year....same old Nonsense.  Welcome to 2021 Folks!  Today Francis, Timmy, and Michael gripe about a married man's exclusion from decisions around home decor.  Somehow that topic leads to guests sleeping in your master bedroom, vasectomies, and awkward doctor visits.  We get the ball rolling on a new year the only way we know how:  The Nonsensical way!  Fire it up!

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Well, that light at the end of the 2020 tunnel is approaching, Folks!  To get you there, we're going to pay tribute to the retirement of a wrestling great.  We know him as Dice Morgan.  You may know him as The Undertaker.  It'll come as no surprise that today we rekindle our childhood love affair with all things wrestling.  Injuring our bodies on trampolines, hurling our bodies off couches to land the perfect Flying Elbow, and smashing small wooden chairs over our brother's cranium.  Timmy, Michael, and Francis get RAW on today's show!  Now take a dive off the top rope and get on in here!  All sorts of love coming your way!!!!

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Hey-O!  We've got another Side of Fries coming at ya on this lovely Monday!  Timmy and Francis dive right into the art of purchasing and owning Goodwill clothing.  We had a ball and want you to hop on in and have one with us!  Short....sweet....Nonsense.

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Evening Folks!  Well, we started out in earnest and with a minimal effort to keep this one festive, landed on discussions on Timmy's 5 year old's bathroom habits.  We DID manage to touch on the tradition of tree-cutting, which proved to be nothing short of feeling good.  Wealthy people and their absurd spending on landscaping, pranking neighbors with inappropriate yard signs, and a little love to y'all just to top it all off!  Let's have a little fun tonight!  Rock n' Roll.  Get to the website at www.thenonsenseburger.com.  After you're done listening to the show on Spotify, make sure you start following our 'Warming Up the Grill' playlist and for God's sake, reach out and give us some of YOUR favorite tunes.  Interaction equals satisfaction.  There we go.  Love it!

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Surprise!  Here comes your first taste of a little segment we're calling our "Side of Fries"!  Simply put; pumping out two full episodes a week was just downright exhausting, so we're going to pivot a touch.  Every Friday we're going to treat all the Fine Folks to a 10-15 minute excerpt to keep those bowls full of jelly a jigglin'!  Laughs, people.  That's what we're after.  Our first pass finds us rambling about food bloggers who dare to rate fast food establishments and think we're even remotely interested in their findings.  Twas a doozy.  Download and doozy right along with us!  Good times are coming....

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Wowsers!  We got weird today, Folks!  Timmy, Michael, and Francis ripped through a tropical storm of topics ranging from news anchors, the appropriate Zoom attire, fowling (football + bowling), kiosks in the mall, and finally........fishing for homeless people.  You don't want to miss this one!  Hell, when do you EVER want to miss an episode of the Burger??  Take my hand, let's go!  Wooooeeee!!!!  Love you :)